Daze Reader

Weblog Archive: July 13, 2008 to Jul 19, 2008

Thursday, July 17, 2008

http://www.dazereader.com/24001094.htm Didn't this use to be an urban legend? Back seat lovers survive cliff plunge.

Two lovers ended up in hospital in Taiwan after their car plunged 150ft down a cliff face as they made love in the back seat.

A spokesman for police who were called by witnesses said: "They had parked up close to the edge of the mountain and had left the handbrake off.

"When they started having sex the rocking motion started the car moving and it rolled off the hill. They were lucky they were not more seriously hurt."

Except in the version I heard, they were kids from a nearby high school and they didn't survive.


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

http://www.dazereader.com/24001093.htm From earlier this year: Secrets of Cambridge 'porn' library revealed.

For decades generations of Cambridge undergraduates have fantasised about a secret stash of Victorian pornography in the university's library tower.

Many have tried to gain access to the chamber to uncover its illicit secrets.

However, university officials insist that the pornography collection doesn't exist and that the tower contains nothing racier than "distinctly restrained guides on the finer points of Victorian romantic etiquette" with titles like Flirting Made Easy and Courtship And Marriage.

Vanessa Lacey, the manager of the Cambridge University Library Tower Project, said: "The traditional student rumour is that the contents of the tower are pornographic.

"In fact we now know it to be a treasure trove for people who want to know more about Victorian society, and among the books are these late 19th and early 20th century lifestyle guides designed to teach young couples the art of courting. At the time they were acquired, they were not considered the sort of thing that serious students should be reading, so they were put away."

Well of course the overseers of a secret porn library are gonna claim it doesn't exist. Keep looking, sneaky undergrads, it's there somewhere.


http://www.dazereader.com/24001092.htm Yahoo Answers always struck me as a useless site, a remnant of the pre-Google/pre-blog era when "portals" were desperately seeking "sticky" features. But apparently I just wasn't asking the right questions. For example, the "men's health" department features this recently "resolved question" — Does a guys penis look smaller on webcam?

There was this girl on msn that was begging to see my dick so I showed her on webcam. I know who the girl was it wasn't cyber or anything. She was an old friend
Anyway I think i'm probably about average in penis length six and a half inches. She sent me a message saying nice penis afer she said it was a little small
Anyway she said my penis was a little small I was wondering if she was doing that to annoy me or if it really is or maybe the webcam made it look smaller . I'm seventeen if that helps and if you're wondering no I wasn't fully errect

Other questions being answered by the internet's collective wisdom: Is it abnormal to be able to feel your pulse in your dick?, Why do my front teeth hurt when I wash my penis?, Whats the most amount of times you've ever masturbated in one day?, and (on the women's health side) What to expect when going to a gin ecologist?