Daze Reader

Weblog Archive: May 13, 2007 to May 19, 2007

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

http://www.dazereader.com/24001028.htm Legendary blogger Kitty Bukkake (yes, that's her real name! not really, just kidding!) compiled the archive of inadvertent bukkake a few years back, and it still cracks me up. Bukkake humor fans will enjoy this recent Detective Comics cover, which makes far too explicit what we've always kinda suspected about Batman and Robin's private life.

Batman & Robin Detective Comics bukkake

In the same vein, The Daily Show finished off this five-minute Samantha Bee frolic with a bukkake gag.


Tuesday, May 15, 2007

http://www.dazereader.com/24001027.htm It's a little-known fact that many American soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan supplement their income by writing pseudonymous erotic memoirs for Russian webzines. At eXile, one "Joe Sailor" recounts a night of whoremongering in Kabul.

I joined the United States Navy for the same reason as the next guy - to drop anchor in Thailand and see the donkey show.

Now that's an opening line.

I had never been with a Chinese woman before. All the skanks from the massage parlors that loom just outside the gates of any Military installation in the U.S. are Korean transplants. But as a child growing up, my mother always told me to try new things. The restaurant was really more of a lounge, and the first thing the others did when we got inside was order some strong drinks. I'd have joined them had I not been on the wagon for three years and counting. There were about 8-10 girls, and maybe 3-4 at best were worth looking at. I chatted one up for a bit, then quickly changed course, in favor of a bigger breasted, more tender seated, slightly older woman. This action illustrates a strongly held principle of mine when it comes to whore mongering. I will always go for a girl with a fit body and a less exciting face as opposed to the reciprocal of that equation. A pretty face on a whore is a lot like a GPS tracking system in a Humvee. They're nice to have, but not mission essential.

Seriously, why doesn't this guy have a book deal yet?


http://www.dazereader.com/24001026.htm Two German soccer stars have won their lawsuit over unauthorized namesake vibrators.

As soccer mania started building to fever pitch in the run-up to last year's World Cup in Germany, sex shop chain Beate Uhse thought it would take advantage of the near deification of some of the country's national team soccer players.

It marketed two vibrators under the names "Michael B." and "Olli K," which appear to be clear references to Michael Ballack, now a midfielder at Chelsea, and Oliver Kahn, Bayern Munich's goalkeeper.

Michael B and Olli K vibrators

While probably many women, and more than a few men, instantly felt an erotic frisson at the thought of taking one of the two athletes to bed, the soccer stars themselves were not amused.

They took Beate Uhse to court, charging them with unauthorized use of their names. The two men are not averse to making product endorsements; they just didn't want to do it for free, or maybe for a sex toy.