Daze Reader

Weblog Archive: October 16, 2005 to Oct 22, 2005

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

http://www.dazereader.com/24000896.htm Amazing, totally non-crackpot scientific breakthrough! Breast implants may soon carry MP3 players!

And while one breast could hold an MP3 player, the other the person's favourite music collection.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

Also in the works — a TV remote control implanted inside the penis! What a glorious age we live in!


Tuesday, October 18, 2005

http://www.dazereader.com/24000895.htm Prague hosts my new all-time favorite piece of public art: two animatronic bronze sculptures pissing into an odd-shaped shallow pond. But there's more.

While they are peeing, the two figures move realistically. An electric mechanism driven by a couple of microproccesors swivels the upper part of the body, while the penis goes up and down. The stream of water writes quotes from famous Prague residents.

Visitor can interupt them by sending SMS message from mobile phone to a number, displayed next to the sculptures. The living statue then ‘writes’ the text of the message, before carrying on as before.

The flash animations look awful, unfortunately. (Link snagged from Geisha asobi.)


Monday, October 17, 2005

http://www.dazereader.com/24000894.htm There's a new celebrity sex tape in the news, sort of. Cory on Cory.

In the latest entry in the annals of amateur porn, model Cory Bernstein is definitely the star of the show. No one can satisfy Cory like Cory, based on what we've heard of his video. Left to his own devices, the Versace and Armani mannequin manages to fill an hour with private gratification.

Until now, Bernstein's acts of onanism were confined to the blogosphere — where he trafficked in items about his purported encounters with Hilton, Farrell, Fabian Basabe and others. (His site is www.corythemodel.com.)

Word is that he made the tape on his own, but that it fell into the hands of an ex-lover who threatened to sell it. Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt won't discuss how he got his copy, but is already taking bids for DVD and Internet release.

"There's never been a just-male celeb video," says Schmidt. "I believe this one will have cross-over appeal."

Corythemodel.com is a not a blog, more like a circa-1997 homepage. I didn't know people still made sites like this. Brilliant.

David Hans Schmidt has a long history acquiring and marketing leaked celeb porn. If anyone can do this tape justice, he's the guy.