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Web Log Archives: November 30, 2003 - December 06, 2003

Saturday, December 6, 2003

Life imitates sitcom . . . A German smalltown parish handed out hardcore porn videos to the congregation, rather than the intended videos about God's message at Christmas, after a mix-up at the copying factory. The embarrassed vicar says, "God moves in mysterious ways, and best of all, the people who ordered the porn now have our religious films about Jesus in their video recorders."


Kinky groovy Crumb art: drawings by Maxon Crumb and porno radio by Robert Crumb.


Friday, December 5, 2003

USA Today looks at the recent boom in "freeway porn" — big outlet-style adult stores along interstate highways in small towns.

Several of the stores are operated by Lion's Den Adult Superstores, a national chain based in Columbus, Ohio. Nine of its 29 stores have opened in the past two years. Eight are in or near towns of 16,000 or fewer residents. All of them are just off an interstate.

The rush to rural outlets has as much to do with zoning laws as anything else. Most small towns and counties do little more than segregate property into zones for residences, farms and businesses.

Larger cities tend to have more complex zoning regulations. They typically restrict adult businesses to back-corner industrial areas, the least desirable locations. Bigger cities usually have laws that specify hours of operation, restrict parking and regulate liquor licenses. As a result, businesses that trade in adult material or entertainment are setting up outside city limits, but still near lots of traffic.

"The cities have gone so crazy with zoning, it's difficult to find places to open stores," says Mark Kerns, a senior editor of Adult Video News. "Where else are they going to go but outside the city?"

The article covers legal battles in towns where angry locals have tried, almost always unsuccessfully, to shut down the freeway porn stores.


New York University (one of Daze's many alma maters) has blocked filming of a student video project that would have included explict sex. The NYU student newspaper reports:

Paula Carmicino spent weeks preparing to make a film for her mandatory Sight & Sound: Video class. She got approval for the subject matter from her professor, Carlos de Jesus, and recruited actors to play each part.

But four days before she was to film the required assignment in front of her classmates in a Tisch School of the Arts studio, Carmicino, a Tisch junior, was told that she could not proceed because a scene depicting sexual penetration was not in line with "industry standards."

Now, in direct response to Carmicino's project, Tisch is introducing those standards to the department of film and television. By the end of the semester, officials said, the department's handbook will prohibit the filming in Tisch studios of movies that would not earn an R rating or below from the Motion Picture Association of America.

I taught video production for a couple years at Wisconsin in the early 90s. Two student video projects around that time featured on-camera sex (neither for my class, alas). There were a few complaints from fellow students during the end-of-semester screenings, but overall it wasn't a big deal. So what happened to all the jaded urban sophisticates in New York? Weird.

As for "industry standards," that depends on the industry. Mainstream Hollywood hasn't embraced the porno revolution yet, but several films made for the international film festival/art cinema circuit have depicted explicit sex in recent years.

The New York Times picked up the story. Law blogger John Smith of Lincoln Plawg, who sent me these links, has commented on the story himself. He suspects (and I suspect he's right) that the student isn't exactly devastated by NYU's actions. After all, what young filmmaker wouldn't want to get her name and photo in the Times as censorship victim poster child? Smith writes, "The upshot, of course, is that the struggling director-to-be (she's only a junior, apparently) has had thousands of dollars of free publicity, and established what I suspect is a pretty marketable profile - her WSN pic has a definite James Dean, don't mess with me feel about it. (I suspect she's got an agent already.) Will some generous studio volunteer the facilities to make her banned opus, to shlep round the festivals and get on the chat shows? Is the Pope Catholic?"


B is for Bukkake. Writer Susannah Breslin and illustrator Anthony Ventura offer a teaser from their Gorey-inspired Fetish Alphabet.


Thursday, December 4, 2003

Dick Gephardt's shadow penis. (Link snagged from Radosh.net, your number one resource for pictures of politicians' penises.)


Telegraph: "A 425-million-year-old fossilised penis, the oldest one yet recorded, has been discovered by scientists. It belongs to an ostrocod, a tiny animal like a water-flea which is still common today, even in suburban ponds. The fossil was found preserved in volcanic ash at an undisclosed site in Herefordshire, which was once part of an ancient ocean." That is a very old penis indeed. More with illustration.


The Literary Review gave its annual Bad Sex in Fiction award yesterday to Indian writer Aniruddha Bahal for his novel Bunker 13 (described as "a thriller about a reporter who goes undercover to expose arms-smuggling and heroin-dealing in Kashmir"). Sting presented the award during a ceremony at the In & Out Club in London. BBC News has a profile of Aniruddha Bahal, an investigative reporter who has exposed match fixing in cricket and corruption among Indian defense officials. The nominated passage from Bunker 13:

She's taking off her blouse. It's on the floor. Her breasts are placards for the endomorphically endowed. In spite of yourself a soft whistle of air escapes you. She's taking off her trousers now. They are a heap on the floor. Her panties are white and translucent. You can see the dark hair sticking to them inside. There's a design as well. You gasp.

'What's that?' you ask. You see a designer pussy. Hair razored and ordered in the shape of a swastika. The Aryan denominator...

As your hands roam her back, her breasts, and trace the swastika on her mound you start feeling like an ancient Aryan warlord yourself...

She sandwiches your nozzle between her tits, massaging it with a slow rhythm. A trailer to bookmark the events ahead. For now she has taken you in her lovely mouth. Your palms are holding her neck and thumbs are at her ears regulating the speed of her head as she swallows and then sucks up your machinery.

She is topping up your engine oil for the cross-country coming up. Your RPM is hitting a new high. To wait any longer would be to lose prime time...

She picks up a Bugatti's momentum. You want her more at a Volkswagen's steady trot. Squeeze the maximum mileage out of your gallon of gas. But she's eating up the road with all cylinders blazing. You lift her out. You want to try different kinds of fusion.

The Guardian prints selections from other nominees, including John Updike and Paul Theroux.


Wednesday, December 3, 2003

New York Times: Search Engines Limit Ads for Drugs but Ease Rules on Sex. Yahoo, Google and Overture have started refusing ads for unlicensed internet pharmacies. But the stigma attached to porn advertising is subsiding.

In October, America Online started earning money from searches for pornography on its search site.

Now, a search for a sexual term on AOL returns a page noting that the search might produce "adult" content. This page gives the user two options. The first, presented in larger type, offers to hunt for the term using "Adult Search Fantasy Finder," which is described as "an independent adult search service." The second choice is to use AOL's own search service, which is provided mostly by Google.

Both options can quickly lead to pornography, but the search results provided by Google do not have advertising or otherwise produce revenue for America Online. (Google does sell ads related to sexual terms on its own site.) But Andrew Weinstein, an AOL spokesman, said that Adult Search Fantasy Finder paid AOL to receive online traffic from its search site.

MSN has a similar arrangement with a search company called NightSurf.


The latest Abercrombie & Fitch catalog/magazine riled up the religious right yet again. The "Abercrombie & Fitch 2003 Christmas Field Guide" has a cover teaser promising "group sex and more!" and 100+ pages of racy photos of attractive Northeast prep school dropouts.

Abercrombie & Fitch pulled the catalog from stores this week. The National Coalition for the Protection of Children and Families claims that as a victory for their protest campaign. An Abercrombie & Fitch rep counters that the catalog was in stores for the usual six weeks and was pulled "because we just launched a new perfume called NOW and we had to make space on the counter for the product." Copies of the catalog are being scalped on eBay. The Abercrombie & Fitch website has several photos, wallpapers and postcards from the catalog.


Tuesday, December 2, 2003

Naked sushi in Seattle update. Dan Savage ridiculed both the "clenchbutts" for protesting naked sushi and the local media for giving them attention. His one criticism: "How come no boy plates?" In the interests of equal opportunity objectification, The Stranger sponsored Naked Doughnuts at the same restaurant on a recent Friday night. "Two good-looking guys will be laid out on the bar and covered with Top Pot doughnuts. . . . Ogle the boys, eat the donuts, fuck the clenchbutts." The restaurant owners invited the two men back for sushi night, so now you can eat sushi off naked women and naked men in Seattle. Bonzai gallery.


Salon also looks at sex blogging in China.

Li Li, a 25-year-old aspiring writer from Guangzhou, probably realized as much in June when launching her weblog, "Love Letters Before Dying." Under the pen name Muzimei ("Wooden Beauty"), Li Li provided lurid details of her unusually hyperactive sex life, naming names -- some of them famous. China's titillated netizens lapped it up, and by November the blog was receiving more than 100,000 visitors a day. It was also attracting less enthusiastic attention. The state-owned press excoriated the blog as pornographic and corrupting, denouncing the author's disillusionment with love and marriage. The growing furor got Li Li fired from her magazine job, and in late November she shut down the blog.

Since Muzimei was removed from the site, scores of imitators have taken her place. The most popular of these, a blogger calling herself Lady Cat, tells of her emotional and sexual voyage through an early marriage, hasty divorce and subsequent casual dalliances -- with a sprinkling of racy Calvin Klein ads and essays like "An orgasm a day," which discusses her discovery of masturbation and pornography. Meanwhile, "Love Letters Before Dying" came out in book form only to be banned after a few days, but it will probably enjoy the same fate as China's previously banned risqué books: translation and brisk international sales.

Premium, Flash ad, day pass, etc. Earlier NYT article about Mu Zimei and sex blogging in China.


Monday, December 1, 2003

Julie Burchill vents about celebrations of elderly sexuality. Enough with the celebrating already!

It's only a recent development that middle-aged women are expected, to the extent of having nerve-deadening poisons injected into their faces, to maintain the smooth skin and silhouettes they had as 20-year-olds; is it really progress to impose this sexual drudgery on the old, too? And now a new book, A Round-Heeled Woman, by Jane Juska, and a film, The Mother, by Hanif Kureishi, bravely proclaim a woman's right to get jiggy in the bedroom, even if she does have to use a Stannah stairlift to get up there. And maybe I'm a killjoy, but I do feel a certain weary dread at the idea of yet another "taboo" being broken — and yet another group being co-opted into society's insistence that everyone be permanently "up for it".

[...] In the face of this, would it hurt elderly sexuality not to be celebrated? Those sprightly old ravers who want to keep on doing it will do it anyway — and the rest of them won't feel like undersexed squares.


Friendster starting to piss off users. "Though it remains at the top of the online social networking heap, there are increasing rumblings that some of Friendster's earliest core users are unhappy with it. And now that they've found alternatives to the service, many are packing up and moving on. The key issues behind the Friendster abandonment trend, according to users, are the service's inability to do anything about its habitual server lag problems, and its growing reputation for heavy-handed moral policies and unilateral decisions it makes on behalf of its members." (Link snagged from Uffish Thoughts, which is no longer green.)


Racy bookplates from the San Francisco Public Library.


Sex blogging in China. "Mu Zimei is both reviled and admired, but she is not ignored. The country's most popular internet site, Sina.com, credits her with attracting 10 million daily visitors. Another site, Sohu.com, says Mu Zimei is the name most often typed into its internet search engine, surpassing one occasional runner-up, Mao Zedong. Her celebrity - which exploded when she posted an explicit online account of her tryst with a Chinese rock star - first seemed to baffle government censors but has now drawn a familiar response. Her forthcoming book was banned this week. She has quit her magazine columnist job and halted her blog, or online diary."


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