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Web Log Archives: November 16, 2003 - November 22, 2003 Friday, November 21, 2003
Why Clay Aiken? In a Rolling Stone cover story (remember when Rolling Stone put rock musicians on the cover?), Aiken said, "I think cats are Satan. There's nothing worse to me than a house cat. When I was about 16, I had a kitten and ran over it. Seeing that cat die, I actually think that its spirit has haunted me. I wasn't afraid of cats before. But now they scare me to death." PETA took offense and wrote Aiken a letter requesting a public retraction asserting that cats are actually "deserving of kindness, respect and love, and that everybody should always be kind to animals." Aiken ignored them, thus the grudge. Aiken's interview comments don't offend me, but neither does the PETA ad. Anyone who releases a CD entitled Measure of a Man deserves some genital ridicule. The ad hasn't run yet, and PETA is offering to nix the ad if Aiken agrees to make a statement urging pet owners to spay or neuter their animals and give PETA an interview. How asinine. The best response to this sort of blackmail is reverse blackmail: "If you run that ad, I'll buy a fur coat." Meanwhile, Triumph himself sides with Aiken and belittles PETA in a hilarious statement on his website. Recently I agreed to do an ad for PETA. Why? I'm not into animal rights. The only animal right I want is the right to hump Ashanti's leg. Look at your average animal lovers, like Moby and Bill Maher. Sure, Bill Maher love animals... that's because humans hate him! Moby? Nice guy, but not the best looking man. I hear Moby had sex with a poodle once, and the poodle was arrested for bestiality. Vegetarianism? Count me out. I ain't giving up cow, or bird, or pig. So why the hell should you? Hell, we'd eat you if someone dropped a slice on the floor. Oh, yes. We'll have the deep fried Moby with a side of glazed Mary Tyler Moore, please. Dessert? I'm torn between the Pam Anderson flambe and the flourless Alec Baldwin cake. Bottom line: animals are assholes. Delicious assholes. Triumph says his first choice for tagline was "Chop 'Em Off — They Didn't Taste That Great Anyway," which is much funnier than the Aiken gag and not instantly dated. Triumph's website has plenty of cool audio and video downloads, plus links to articles and interviews. From his Playboy interview: Do you have any fetishes? I have multiple-boob fantasies. I mean, eight is great, but I get off on fake photos of poodles with 16 or 24. Now that's kinky. Triumph is my idol.
Thursday, November 20, 2003
The first piece has been widely linked, but the whole blog is very funny and worth checking out.
The organization's information page acknowledges that sex and pot don't mix well for everyone. Clearly, marijuana use during sex varies depending on the individual and intoxication levels. For example, some people report an increase in tactile sensation, visual stimulation, and fantasy production. While others report that marijuana decreased their interest in sex, especially when the marijuana high overwhelmed the sexual experience. Conservatives are pissed on several levels: that Washington's transit authority accepted ads that "promote illegal behavior [and] violate standards of common decency," and that Change the Climate got the ad space free (the transit authority provides free space for public service announcements by non-profit organizations). The fiscal argument against the free PSA policy is legitimate, if selling that ad space instead could offset taxpayer funding for public transit. But as long as the Metro has the free PSA policy, demanding that they only accept ads for causes I support is not legitimate. (Link snagged from Flutterby.) Wednesday, November 19, 2003
Lucy F.V. Lindsey ’06 and Nicole A. Salazar ’06 e-mailed looking for students to relate personal experiences, be part of a group discussion and even appear in the act on camera. “This cross-cultural, cross-generational study will aspire to open up what we perceive to be one of the final frontiers in sexual education and communication,” they wrote in their House list post. One student responded to Leverett-Open [an email list for residents of Leverett House] with a terse, one-word, expression of disgust: “Gross.” Another complained about the solicitation e-mail’s ambiguous subject line, which read “amazing opportunity.” Who actually opens email with the subject header "amazing opportunity"?
Links via Six Different Ways, Attu Sees All, things magazine and Cup of Chicha. Monday, November 17, 2003
With all that pressure, how could I not have noticed that the wandering tribes of unwashed human flotsam have taken a sharp aesthetic left turn somewhere, and from pitiable street drunks had sprung many younger, fresher, mostly cleaner and negotiably nubile spare-changing angels and studs (or "spangers" and "spuds"), gathering like moon dust in every crannied crook and corner -- hungrily locking eyes with mine, preventing my forward transgress, striking up conversations (sort of -- mostly they just ask for shit), and opening themselves up fully (wantonly!) to libidinous scrutiny? It's almost more than one can reasonably expect from most fag bars. On good nights. On great nights.
Custodians in William L. Harkness Hall opened the building on Oct. 28 to find nude pictures taped to the walls, Yale Police Department Lt. Michael Patten said. In the background of the pornography, custodians saw something very familiar: the rooms of WLH. It seems that over the weekend, a woman and at least one man snuck into WLH and took pictures of themselves in various compromising positions. [Custodian Greg] Simpson said he had an especially disturbing experience after he saw one photo in particular. "After I drank out of the water fountain -- we found pictures where this guy put his stuff in the drinking fountain," Simpson said. The men in the pictures also placed their penises on some of the building's doorknobs and telephones and used them to press the buttons on the elevator. Those crazy kids today. (Link snagged from Aberrant News.) Sunday, November 16, 2003
I’m not ashamed of the things that I dream And I don’t want to explain tonight I love myself Cuz I just discovered From the small of my back and the arch of my feet There’s a world undefined And in a People interview, she encourages girls to jill off without embarrassment. "It's a positive thing to indulge in yourself in a sexual way sometimes. It's life. Guys can talk about it. Why can't girls? It's a positive thing. I think if you say you don't do it, you're lying." "Being alone you really start to figure out what makes you happy. And then you're able to give more to other people. "When you turn yourself on, that really is what turns the guy on. So just make yourself happy and let them just kind of follow up after you." Who says Britney isn't a positive role model? UPDATE: More Britney masturbation talk at Amorous Propensities.
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