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Web Log Archives: September 14, 2003 - September 20, 2003

Saturday, September 20, 2003

Lisa Gabriele at Nerve poses the question, why are young novelists scared of sex scenes?

Look, I love reading chaste, spare accounts of man's internal struggle. I enjoy psychological, familial and cultural conundrums. I crave learning about other lands and languages. But it seems that every young author is content to wander this spare literary landscape, all head, heart and soul, a sexless ethereal being unencumbered by the mess of a corporeal body.

Gabriele quotes many examples of coy sidestepping of sex scenes, "the novel's equivalent of fade to black," and later some hot literary sex by lesser-known writers.

Steve Almond is guestblogging at Bookslut, where he recommends Gabriele's piece and takes up the sexless fiction question himself.

In fact, the lack of sex in modern fiction is a profound betrayal of the human experience, which is so obviously full of physical yearning and fantasy. I mean, you all live this shit every minute of every day. Your minds are all filled with the rich filth of desire. You think about cocks and pussies all the live long day. And breasts and asses and the soft skin of her neck. I mean: don’t you? So why don’t your characters?

Almond's weeklong Bookslut guestblogging stint has thoroughly rocked out. Go read it all.


Maculate Deviant from Flipside presents her "views and past views on cum."


At 2 Blowhards, Michael ponders sexy words, and Friedrich presents reader choices for favorite female nude oil paintings.


Condomania has launched the Condom Blog, run by esteemed sexblogger filchyboy. Many of the early entries deal with Condomania's new line of They-Fit condoms.


Danny from Puuba sits next to a woman reading an erotica novel on the subway.


This is London has a slideshow gallery devoted to the noble art of streaking.


Friday, September 19, 2003

More sex-oriented reality television in the news. "A team of scientists from New Zealand is hoping to use sex to record the first ever images of a live giant squid."

"Because the animals are migrating into New Zealand waters to breed, they are very randy," the Auckland University of Technology researcher said.

"The freezer bag at home — to my wife's disgust — is actually full of giant squid gonad samples. We're going to grind all of this up, and we're going to have this puree coming out from the camera, squirting into the water.

"Hopefully the male giant squid, absolutely driven into a frenzy, is going to come up and try to mate with the camera.

"This is the dream - we're going to get this sensational footage of the giant squid trying to do obscene things with the camera."

Coming this fall on Fox.


Whatever happened to sophisticated, libertine Paris? As part of the French crackdown on prostitution, Margaret MacDonald is on trial for running a high-end escort service.

A sassy Englishwoman had a Paris courtroom hooting with laughter on Thursday as she used some eloquent quips to reject charges she ran a lucrative sex-ring that hired out classy girls to the well-heeled.

Margaret MacDonald, who was convent-educated and has two university degrees, lashed out at France's ban on escort agencies, saying they provide a quality service between consenting adults -- a far cry from pavement prostitution. [...]

MacDonald, who counts Japanese, Greek and Arabic amongst her six languages, faces six years in prison if found guilty for running an agency which had some 500 escorts on its books and set up luxury dates in Paris, Milan and Mediterranean resorts.

Her defense is that the escort service promised only companionship (at $1000/hour) and that sex was purely at the individual escort's discretion. Obviously a lie, but hopefully enough to beat the rap. There's no good reason for this sort of business to be illegal. More and more and more.


Makeover shows are hot, and Britain's Channel 4 is taking the format to its logical extreme with a new sex life makeover show. "TV chiefs have revealed they are planning the ultimate in bedroom makeovers — by transforming sex lives. A new Dinner Party Inspectors-style programme will swap social for sexual intercourse, featuring couples filmed in the throes of passion. They will then be advised how to get more from their romps in the show, tentatively titled The Sex Inspectors." Producer Daisy Goodwin, whose previous shows include Jamie's Kitchen, How Clean Is Your House and Property Ladder, says the target audience for The Sex Inspectors will be women.


Wednesday, September 17, 2003

This is fucking brilliant. If you're worried about your feeble Friendster friend roll, Pretendster will generate fake profiles, register them at Friendster, then send you a "be my friend" request. I tried it out, and within 60 seconds I was Friendster friends with Jaana, a 45-year-old woman from Prague in an open marriage, whose favorite books include Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Treason and The Chronicles of Narnia. In her "about me" section Jaana writes, "I love natural girls, elephants, and palm trees. Every afternoon I drink beer until I feel dizzy, then I usually eat anchovy pizza and watch CNN."


Los Angeles Bans Lap Dancing in Strip Clubs. The city council yesterday unanimously passed a measure — "despite stiff opposition from strippers and adult club owners" according to Reuters — which requires strippers to stay at least six feet away from customers and requires clubs to have state-licensed security guards on duty. Link snagged from Hit & Run (Reason magazine's inhouse blog), where Matt Welch calls it a "gobsmackingly idiotic decision."


From Wired magazine: Wendy Goldman Rohm attended the 25th birthday party for Louise Brown, the world's first test tube baby.


SF Weekly rifles through the lost & found bins at local sex clubs to see what patrons leave behind.


Israeli police have arrested the hacker-extortionist who had been threatening distributed denial-of-service attacks against online porn companies unless they paid him $1500.


Pornblography posts a guest rant by "Dcypher" asking, Would it really be so bad for the porn industry if Rob Black and Lizzie Borden went to prison? "I groan at the thought of listening to more arguments about the future of porn and having to defend someone else’s right to make simulated snuff movies. First we had to defend Max Hardcore, now Rob Black, and who is next? Do you really want to have to be concerned that every second of the day another belligerent and talent less buffoon is going to seep out of the woodwork and destroy the career you’ve worked so hard to create for yourself? At what point do we say enough is enough and let people like Rob Black reap what he has so willingly sown?"


Tuesday, September 16, 2003

R. Kelly really needs to hire a better publicist.

R. Kelly says he's feeling a lot like Osama bin Laden these days, and not just because both of them have allegedly appeared on scandalous videotapes of uncertain origin. The R&B hitmaker, who has denied the child pornography allegations against him, says the fugitive terrorist is the only person who's as persecuted as he is. "People can say whatever they want about you without knowing the facts," Kelly tells Blender magazine. "They can criticize you without even knowing you, and hate you when they don't even know you. All of a sudden, you're, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through." (No doubt the al-Qaeda leader is sitting in a cave right now, singing to himself Kelly's "Heaven, I Need a Hug.")


Human cloning crackpots are back in the news! "An American scientist claims to have made the world's first cloned human embryo and says he will implant it in a surrogate mother later this year."

Dr Panyiotis Zavos, a fertility specialist at the University of Kentucky, also said he had created hybrid embryos by putting human DNA into "emptied" cows' eggs. He insisted that this was not in poor taste but was done as a scientific model for future human cloning efforts.

But the claim met scepticism from other scientists, who pointed out that the work had not been published in scientific journals where others could verify the procedures and data.

To which he replied, "Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, the fools dare to doubt Panyiotis Zavos?!?" New Scientist has more detail on the experiments.

Zavos says he created the human cloned embryo by fusing an empty human egg with a granulosa cell, an exclusively female cell which nourishes and protects oocytes as they grow in the ovary.

The embryo, which was frozen after growing to a ball of eight to 10 cells, was created after Zavos had experimented for months with hybrid embryos made by fusing human cells with empty cow oocytes.

To make female hybrids, he fuses the empty cow oocytes with granulosa cells from women. And to make male hybrids, he fuses the empty cow oocytes with differentiated forms of fibroblast skin cells taken from men. [...]

Zavos rejected any suggestion that the hybrids were unethical. "We're not interested in creating monsters," he says. "We have no intention of taking them above the blastocyst stage of about 100 cells, and no intention of transferring any to term."

He says that his team had pioneered a refinement to the fusion process, the electrical "jolt" which unites the human cell with an empty egg. He says that his system now uses two "jolts", separated by about five hours, and he was also testing chemical stimulants which trigger fusion.

But [Bob Lanza, scientific director at Advanced Cell Technology in Worcester, Massachusetts] says: "It's dangerous and scientifically irresponsible to attempt human reproductive cloning, with or without chromosome testing. We've seen abnormalities and defects in almost every species cloned to date. There is no reason to think humans would be any different."

"They laughed at me in Budapest . . . they laughed at me in Prague!" — "They laughed at you in Worcester, too."


The Upper Skagit (Washington) Library District held a public meeting last week about the status of librarian Valerie Shahan, outed earlier this year as dominatrix Lady Jane Grey. About forty local residents attended "to express concerns about the librarian's private life," while a smaller number attended to support Shahan. Earlier item.


USA Today: More over Mao, today's Chinese revolution is sexual.

The Chinese hadn't always been so reticent. Under the ancient Tang and Han dynasties, Chinese society was relatively open about sex, Liu says. Women had the right to divorce, were free to talk with and date men and, in some regions, even went naked above the waist, he says.

By the early 20th century, Shanghai was known as the "whore of the Orient" for its licentiousness. Just as today's sexual opening is part of a larger transformation, easy sex for the European businessmen who ran Shanghai in that era was a metaphor for foreigners' dominance of a weak China.

The Communist takeover of 1949 put a stop to all that. Mao Zedong's commissars crusaded to stamp out prostitution and enforced a puritanical public morality that regarded individual desire as a bourgeois indulgence. As late as the 1980s, dating was almost unheard of on college campuses.

But as the country welcomed foreign investors to remake the economy, attitudes began changing. According to Parish, 95% of women in their 20s now say they have employed the "woman on top" position during intercourse, something almost unknown to their elders. And in Pan's research, nearly two-thirds of men ages 26 to 35 acknowledged masturbating — twice the percentage of 36- to 41-year-olds.

(Link snagged from Evie's Erotic Miscellanea. Yeah, Evie is back!)


A very cool pc case mod.

Case mod mannequin

Yes, there's a computer inside the mannequin. This page has 32 photos detailing the creation from start to finish. (Large images, very slow-loading over dialup.)


Monday, September 15, 2003

New frontiers in gaming from MIT whiz kids Dan Maynes-Aminzade and Hayes Solos Raffle: "The You're In Control system uses computation to enhance the act of urination. Sensors in the back of a urinal detect the position of impact of a stream of urine, enabling the user to play interactive games on a screen mounted above the urinal." More.

You're in Control

The October issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly has an article entitled "Spray Station" (not available online) about the game. "The pair hopes the device will be picked up by chain restaurants, bars — any place that provides players with plenty of ammunition." Game Girl Advance discussed You're in Control back in May.


Flogging the dead Ben and J-Lo.

It was reported that Affleck's cold feet may have been prompted by a last-minute prenuptial agreement presented by his would-be wife.

And in yesterday's New York Post, a source close to the Good Will Hunting star said his mother had influenced him to call off the wedding plans.

On the other hand . . .

Despite the People report, there was speculation yesterday that the much-publicised cancellation of the wedding was a ruse to distract the press.

The Honolulu Advertiser reported the wedding could occur on the island of Kauai, and Lopez was rumoured to be using body doubles to throw photographers off her trail.

The Daze Reader spycopter is en route from Santa Barbara to Kauai even as we speak.


Gary from Clean Sheets informs me that nude Shakespeare by strippers has been done. In May 1999, three strippers at Club Juana in suburban Orlando performed the witches scene from Macbeth wearing only black hats and shoes.

They were challenging regulations imposed by Seminole County which, like many local authorities in Florida, is fighting to control the explosion of lap dancing bars.

The new rules insist that only bona fide theatres can have nude performances.

Elsewhere they insist that G-strings and pasties be worn. In America, pasties are not Cornish delicacies but nipple guards.

The club owner and the three performers eventually pleaded no contest and paid fines.


Sunday, September 14, 2003

Two stories from New Zealand, both with photos. Sponsor opts not to buy winning vagina painting. Trust Waikato sponsors the annual National Contemporary Award and has first dibs on buying the first prize work. "But chairman Neil Clarke said he did not think it would be a good idea for a community trust organisation to spend $8500 on Auckland artist Rohan Wealleans' abstract of a large, bright yellow vagina, hanging at Waikato Museum of Art and History." Brave souls bare all in the name of art . "About 40 men and women, from the perky to the age-ravaged, went nude for a naked picture shoot organised by a national radio station. Thousands of onlookers cheered and shrieked as the naked punters formed up to be photographed in the shape of a penis for National Penis Day. Even a streaker briefly turned out to add an ironic touch to the entertainment." (Links snagged from Aberrant News.)


The latest on the story of the century: "Once Hollywood's most overjoyed and overexposed power couple, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have split, People magazine reported last night. . . . Affleck wanted the split, a source told People. While Affleck and Lopez had suggested they were merely postponing today's scheduled wedding because of intense media scrutiny, sources said the groom caught a case of cold feet." More.


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