Tolkien Erotica and Slash

There doesn't seem to be a great deal of erotic fan fiction written based on Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit and J.R.R. Tolkien's other Middle Earth tales. This may be because Tolkien fandom is mainly a male subculture, and slash mainly a female subculture. Or maybe the Daze webscouts just haven't found the right sites and zines.

FAN FICTION

Four more days til the first Lord of the Rings movie opens. Why not get in the mood by checking out some Lord of the Rings slash fiction? My favorite here is "Trouble Comes in Fours" with Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin behaving in a manner most unbecoming of hobbits.
Tolkien Slash Fiction Archive

Elsewhere, read the classic The Lay of Galadriel and Gimli, from an anonymous posting to rec.arts.books.tolkien in 1996.
Tolkien Crackpot Theories

Cassandra Claire has written brilliant, wry very secret diaries of various Lord of the Rings characters. From the very secret diary of Gandalf the Grey:

Day One: In Shire. Stunning vista of innocent and pastoral beauty. Is it me, or was Frodo just hanging around in that field masturbating before I came along?

Day Two: Bilbo's Birthday party improved by substantial amount of hobbit weed. Everyone sho nice.

Her live journal also features the very secret diaries of Samwise Gamgee, Frodo Baggins, Boromir of Gondor, Legolas and Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
Cassandra Claire (Jan 2002)

Cassandra Claire's brilliant series of "very secret diaries" of Lord of the Rings characters now covers all nine members of the fellowship plus Saruman. From the very secret diary of Meriadoc Brandybuck:

Day One: Got in trouble for setting off fireworks at party. Suspect Gandalf not actually all that annoyed and was merely excuse to get us young hobbit boys wet and lathered up. Became even more suspicious when “washing dishes” punishment followed by “polishing Gandalf's staff” punishment and “massaging Gandalf's feet” punishment and “nude leapfrog in the cabbage patch” punishment, I mean, who’s he trying to kid, really? Especially with the foot thing.

Here are links to each installment:

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