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Gene Simmons sex tape
And he's an unoriginal pig. He has spent the last decade latching onto lame pop culture trends, hoping to cash in with crass knockoffs. He joined the lads-mag craze with a Maxim clone called Gene Simmons' Tongue, which lasted five issues. After boasting that he'd slept with thousands of women and would never get married because women just wanted his money, he signed on for an Osbornes clone "home life of aging rock star and his family" reality show. And now he's jumped on the ultimate 00s pop culture bandwagon with his own unauthorized celebrity sex tape. There's a website based in Panama where you can pay $10 to watch it, or you can scour the bittorrent sites where it's bound to show up for free, or you can watch three minutes of excerpts at Valleywag. Highlight: classy Gene doesn't even take his shoes or pants off for the quickie; he climbs onto the bed with his pants bunched around his ankles. Simmons' lawyers have sent cease-and-desist letters to assorted sites, arguing that the tape was made surreptitiously and illegally, that Simmons bought the copyright to the tape years ago, and that humorous use of Kiss face-painting imagery and "stylized printing" infringes the band's trademarks.
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Gene Simmons is a pig. Daze Reader usually adores flamboyant, cocky rockstars who flaunt their superhuman libidos, but Simmons' boorish, joyless demeanor ruins the effect. He's the Mike Ditka of rock and roll.