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Huma Abedin - Hillary Clinton rumors
As I recently said on MONICA CROWLEY's radio show, whisper campaigns are claiming that HILLARY CLINTON is GAYLE KING–ing her aide de camp, the glamorous HUMA ABEDIN, an Indian/Pakistani goddess from Kalamazoo, Michigan. In other words, Hillary may be putting Huma out there in the press and purposely making her more visible as a pre-emptive strike that amounts to her hiding in plain sight. This way, no Republican can later say, "Who is this gorgeous babe who spends so much intimate time with Hillary that the Observer called her Hill's 'body person'? Was GENNIFER FLOWERS's book right about Hillary's sexual taste?" And does either of this couple have the balls to bottom? Of course that whole scenario can't possibly be true, since Bill and Hill have been so lovey-dovey lately for the cameras, and besides, whenever he's been serviced by an intern—or by anyone—he's clearly been thinking of his wife. (They're that close.) But suddenly, Huma—a sort of Muslim SALMA HAYEK—has that spread in Vogue and the accompanying write-up notes that she "oversees every minute of Senator Clinton's day." Every single minute? Even Gayle King takes a break now and then! (PS: If I called for comment, Hillary's camp would surely say, "Just because two powerful women are closer than sardines doesn't make them dykes." And that's so true. Look at MATT and BEN. But now that Crowley has dubbed me the head of Huma Resources, I'm going to pursue this story with every cojone I've got.) A straight Democrat—sorry, that's a segue—DNC head HOWARD DEAN, guest-starred at a "Democrats and Donuts with Dean" event in Fire Island, where there was no worry that he might outscream the screaming queens. But I was told that press attendees couldn't write up the event, so I'll shut up here and only say that at another point in the weekend, I told one Pines Democrat the Hillary/Huma scenario and he deadpanned, "That's a step up from DONNA SHALALA." (Gayle King is Oprah Winfrey's longtime best friend, empire underling and rumored lesbian lover. I confess, I had to google her name.) Huma Abedin is indeed stunningly beautiful (though I might have gone with "a sort of Muslim NICOLE KIDMAN"). Count me skeptical though. The usual knock on Hillary Clinton is that she's preternaturally ambitious and calculating, that she'll stop at nothing in her drive for political power. Would she really risk everything just to lick a stunningly beautiful woman's pussy every night? I know I would. In a second. But Hillary doesn't seem like the type. Ron Rosenbaum jumpstarted the rumor mill last Monday: Shocking Inside DC Scandal Rumor: A Media Ethics Dilemma. So I was down in DC this past weekend and happened to run into a well-connected media person, who told me flatly, unequivocally that “everyone knows” The LA Times was sitting on a story, all wrapped up and ready to go about what is a potentially devastating sexual scandal involving a leading Presidential candidate. [...] By the way, t’s not the Edwards rumor, it’s something else. And when my source said “everyone in Washington”, knows about it he means everyone in the elite Mainstream media, not just the LA Times, but everyone regularly writing about the Presdidential campaign knows about it and doesn’t know what to do with it. And I must admit it really is was juicy if true. But I don’t know if it’s true and I can’t decide if I think it’s relevant. But the fact that “everyone” in the elite media knew about it and was keeping silent about it, is, itself, news. But you can’t report the “news” without reporting the thing itself. Troubling! Rosenbaum is a great writer. His Skull & Bones exposés are masterpieces of investigative journalism. He turned me onto Charles Portis years ago, for which I'll be eternally grateful. I wish he would proofread his blog. He's more interested in the journalistic ethics angle than in any partisan hackery (I'm not even sure which party he leans toward), and his article provides no hints as to which leading presidential candidate is being rumored about. Nonetheless, a phalanx of anti-idiotarian Hillary haters jumped to the natural conclusion. Porn industry gossip Luke Ford (or whoever runs LukeFord.net these days) declares "I’m placing my money on the lesbian-Hillary angle", even though he disputes Rosenbaum's "everyone knows" claim. Within a couple of hours of reading Mickey Kaus’s report above, I blitzed more than 30 sources (most of them journalists) for what they know about this matter. None of them could identify the purported LA Times story. My dialogue with my sources left me with no doubt Tuesday night (Oct. 30) that Hillary’s made passes at women and that Muslim Huma Abedin is Hillary’s most likely source of romantic and sexual love. Many other bloggers cited Luke Ford's speculative post as a legitimate news source (eg, Little Green Footballs). Atlas Shrugs quotes nearly all of Ford's post before speculating about a possible "Sauduction" plot: "This gives the word infiltration new meaning. This is not a sex scandal. The implications are staggering." The unambiguously titled blog No Hillary Clinton raised the jihadist spy possibility in July, before the lesbian affair rumors surfaced. Am I the only person who thinks it is strange that Mrs. Clinton has a top aide who is a Muslim raised in Saudi Arabia? What is going on here? Paul Sperry’s book, “Infiltration: How Muslim Spies and Subversives have Penetrated Washington” has become more and more relevant, hasn’t it? Could Huma Abedin really be a secret Saudi Arabian lipstick lesbian Mata Hari, trained since infancy to infiltrate and penetrate Hillary's inner circle? OMG, I fucking hope so. That would be the hottest scandal ever.
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