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More Virgin Mary vagina

http://www.dazereader.com/24000832.htm I'm not the only one going to hell. Googling "virgin mary chicago vagina" finds a bunch of "hmm, that looks like ..." comments. The Fark goons were right on it, not surprisingly.

Whitehouse.org posted this press release: Remarks by Lynne Cheney to Christian Christians huddled at roadside shrine to the Virgin Mary's impenetrable vagina.

Whuzzup piled on the blasphemy. "It’s bad enough I’ve been walking around noticing that in all the statues of the Virgin Mary that she has those small, perky breasts I like so much. I mean, it’s completely inappropriate to think of the mother of Jesus as the Ultimate MILF, ain’t it?"

Andymatic's "massive holy vagina" post has an early photo of the shrine, including the "Satan Loves U" graffiti which later got scrubbed off.

And there have been alternate theories: "looks like a vagina to me . . . or a dementor". That would be scary.

 

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