Virgin Mary's vagina appears in Chicago

Catching up on more recent stories: Virgin Mary's vagina appears on Chicago underpass. Road salt runoff apparently dripped down from the freeway to create the yellow-white vagina-shaped stain, which the faithful have interpreted as an apparition of the Virgin Mary. "We believe it's a miracle. We have faith, and we can see her vagina."

Slideshow. OK, I can definitely see the moist slit, swollen labia and clitoris hood — but how do the faithful know it's the Virgin Mary's vagina? When did the Virgin Mary start doing spread beaver apparitions anyway? I remain skeptical.

Worshippers have turned the freeway underpass into a shrine. Crowds show up daily to pray, light candles and cop a feel.

Even by my standards, that's kinky.

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