Daze Reader

Salon sex year in review

http://www.dazereader.com/24000775.htm The "year in review" features are starting. Salon (subscription or day pass required) calls 2004 "a year of monumentally bad sex".

It's been four full years now without a good pair of bedroom eyes in the White House, and we're beginning to feel the chill. It's not that we're not trying to find something to get lathered up about. This year, we've been treated to exposed breasts and on-camera blow jobs, read porn star confessionals and paeans to anal sex, even goaded harlot laureate Paris Hilton into further ludicrous behavior by making her a pseudo TV star.

This kind of overstimulation has left us rubbed raw and thoroughly desensitized. There is no eroticism here, only some really ugly nipple rings.

And a looming image of Bill O'Reilly soaping up a loofah mitt.

 

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