Refunds available for bogus penis pill buyers

Refunds due on 'anatomy enhancers'.

An estimated 450,000 people who purchased bogus nutritional supplements promising penis enlargements and breast enhancements may be entitled to a portion of the $50 million forfeited by C.P. Direct Inc. [...]

Maricopa County Superior Court ruled that Longitude, the supplement for male enhancement, and Full & Firm, for female enhancement, did not work.

The court also found that the promoters used false "before and after" testimonials to hawk their products.

If you were stupid enough to buy the penis or breast enlargement pills but not too embarrassed to admit it, grab your piece of the settlement here. However: "Please refrain from filling out the form if you never purchased products."

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