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Bill Clinton and the Olsen Twins

http://www.dazereader.com/24000560.htm From the Weekly World News: Clinton sets sights on the Olsen twins — friends claim. "Clinton has kept an Olsen twins scrapbook for years, has every TV show and movie they've done on video, and even has a secret shrine to them in his Harlem office, according to his friend. . . . How the Olsens will respond to Clinton's overtures is anybody's guess, but if the past is any indication, few women have been able to resist the Clinton charisma."

And making the rounds of political blogs: Al Qaeda plans to drop gay bombs. "Extremist Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders. . . . The explosive device is a foot long and shaped like a cigar with a pair of land mines at one end. Planes carrying the weapons will drop them on all major U.S. cities, except, of course, San Francisco, reveals the source."

 

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