Recently in Wai Wai
Recent headlines in Wai Wai, the Japanese tabloid review:
Love hotels see stockings bulge and sacks emptied when Santa comes. "Christmastime around the world is all about peace on earth and goodwill to all men, except perhaps in Japan, where it means busy season for love hotels preparing for Christmas Eve, their biggest night of the year."
Locomotive lechers get a legal feel for carnal commuters. Brothel rooms decked out as subway cars are apparently common in Japan, and one clever entrepreneur has pushed the concept further. "Like most other knocking shops catering to train gropers, Tokyo's Chikansha Thomas is decked out to resemble one of the packed subway carriages Japan is famous for. But where it differs from most is that rates also include a 10-minute primer session where customers perform first in front of a crowd before moving to a private room also decorated to look like a train."
Dump your lover -- with a dump. "Dropping a turd is the best way, I think. It's even better if you can do it in her bed. It might not work the first time if she treats it as an accident, but if you hit her a second time, she'll get rid of you for sure."
Pornstar Hitomi Kobayashi retires after 18 years and 70 videos. She insists that all the sex was simulated in her films. "I used to get the directors to tickle my feet and then tried not to laugh so it looked as though I was climaxing."
It's a dirty, dirty, DIRTY job ... but some B-star's gotta do it. Starring in low-budget bukkake and bondage videos is not the world's greatest job. Ayu Nagashima says, "Honestly, it feels like being dumped in some dirty, stinking clag. When one after the other somebody is shooting semen in your mouth or up your nose until your entire face is covered feels absolutely awful. And, when it dries, it gets all sticky." Eri Misaki says, "If you're being tied up by members of the film crew it could be a bit hot. If you're hung up by a rope, there's a chance your limbs could be ripped off, or you could stop breathing. With all the filming we have to do, it's easy to lose concentration, which opens the door to accidents. It is really terrifying."
Japanese ladies spray away from legs to Nicodass. "One of the most successful products for women in 2003 allows them to enjoy the look and feel of pantyhose without having to go through the trouble of actually having to wear them. Air Stocking is a silk powder spray they use to coat their legs so it appears as though they're actually wearing pantyhose."
