Oldest fossilized penis yet found
Telegraph: "A 425-million-year-old fossilised penis, the oldest one yet recorded, has been discovered by scientists. It belongs to an ostrocod, a tiny animal like a water-flea which is still common today, even in suburban ponds. The fossil was found preserved in volcanic ash at an undisclosed site in Herefordshire, which was once part of an ancient ocean." That is a very old penis indeed. More with illustration.