Paris Hilton snogging Millsy from Australian Idol
Meanwhile the Hilton sisters are visiting Australia, where Paris quickly hooked up with an Australian Idol contestant.
The reality TV talent quest's Robert "Millsy" Mills and the petite 22-year-old Hilton hotel chain heiress were spotted snogging and taking photos of each other on the balcony of the fashionista's luxury suite in Sydney yesterday.
They met the night before at the extravagant champagne and cocktail-fuelled film premiere at the Opera House - just a short stumble from her hotel suite at the Quay Grand in Circular Quay.
The pair were photographed at the premiere, with Hilton looking seductively at 21-year-old Mills who was voted out of the Idol competition two weeks ago, despite winning a legion of mainly female fans.
The article ends with this context-free but incredibly great quote.
In a magazine story about sister Nicky's 21st birthday, Paris Hilton said: "Nobody wants the beaten-up Prada purse on Canal Street. Everyone wants the brand new colourful Louis Vuitton one that no one can get. Guys don't want a girl who's been around the block."
Bah! Let guys speak for themselves, Paris. I had no idea you even existed before these home video stories started popping up. Been too busy chasing those girls who jog around the block regularly.
