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Jonah Falcon has a huge penis
Rolling Stone provided a "see it for yourself" link to Falcon's personal site, but his free-hosting service has already shut down the site for excessive bandwidth. Photos of Falcon's penis have apparently made the funny-forwarded-email rounds. Here's the only photo I could find via Google.
Jonah Falcon previously got a spate of press in 1999. Michael Musto ranked him #1 on a list of crassly self-promoting New York scenesters.
Amy Reiter mentioned him in her Salon gossip column a few years ago.
He was also mentioned in this Village Voice review of the HBO documentary called Private Dicks. Posted on Wed, Jun 4, 2003 at 2:22 PM
Comments Holy Shit, you are a god. But you look really creepy and so it doesn't really matter how big your dick is. Plus you still live with your mom and you're 28 so you are pretty lame. Despite this, we are completely obsessed with you. You have become the topic of every conversation. Posted by: The Gang on June 9, 2003 01:09 AM Whoa! Posted by: Keanu on June 9, 2003 07:37 PM Well, you have a larger-than-average penis, I must admit. But it still comes no where near mine. Fuck, if I had known that I could have gotten rich and famous just with my 23 & 1/3" dick, I'd have jumped on the bandwagon years ago. Plus, I am actually hot. I do not look like some pasty white, slightly flabby trailer-trash boy. So fuck you. You'll be hearing from me again soon, from the Big Screen. Posted by: Sir Spanxxx Alot on June 9, 2003 11:52 PM Dear Sir Spanxx Alot-you say you have a 23 1/3 inch dick, prove it! let's see it then. Posted by: falconesque on June 10, 2003 02:32 PM I'm with that guy. I bet you're dick doens't even go past 5". At least this guy has proof. Posted by: Theoyna on June 11, 2003 02:10 PM can you show me what the hooplass is all about as i cant find a single pic of this dick,i need 2 subscribe guys but only after i hav knowledge of product Posted by: nick on June 11, 2003 02:16 PM Nice package pony boy! Got a ? for cha. I once fucked this guy who was hung just like you, and he got soooo hard that, just like dogs, we were stuck. my pussy was locked on his cock like a lampery for about 5 minutes. Ever had that prob? Also when he blew his wad, all over my tits and face of course, it was a fuckin' mess!!! I had a cup handy one time and right before he came I grabbed his cock and jerked him clean into it to see the amount. Good fuckin' lord if it wasn't close to 4 oz of jizz!!! You gotcha a high output man chowder factory too? Can't wait to see those impending photos on the net with your rock hard johnson at full attention!!! OXO winnie Posted by: winnie on June 11, 2003 05:36 PM Yeah its big. Everyone should give the brother a chance to get his 15 minutes of glory damn.Dont Hate,and for all of you that have a big one well then show a picture of it and post were you have it at then you can also get your fame.I mean I am only about 8 inchs and not affraid to admit that but im not looking for that fame.Iight so dont hate. Posted by: Big E on June 11, 2003 07:39 PM Yeah, he seems like a real great guy... Eh, what a total douche... Posted by: Heh on June 11, 2003 09:39 PM i'm gay. how does a gay man take that big cock up the ass? Posted by: jacques on June 11, 2003 11:17 PM I'm Single and i want a child...I heard that you were also an extremely bright young man. Now there is no way i could possibly take something like that, but have you ever donated sperm? Can you? Posted by: Sarah on June 12, 2003 12:43 AM What is that man doing to his forearm?? Posted by: timmtime on June 12, 2003 01:56 PM Where can i get a ziploc baggie of semen? Posted by: wheresocksgo on June 12, 2003 02:00 PM Not impressed. Posted by: Little Donny on June 12, 2003 02:50 PM Man, he aint got nothing on the giver, the true American Hero. God bless the giver, and God Bless Ali Abbas with no arms. Posted by: Kenspy on June 12, 2003 02:59 PM I want to hug it :( Posted by: Fiwer on June 12, 2003 03:15 PM Fagot. Posted by: HTD on June 12, 2003 03:56 PM Hi Jonah You're a lucky man - nice face and body and a huge dick. No wonder you are pleased with yourself! Let's have some more pictures - I'd be happy to take some. Dugan Posted by: dugan on June 12, 2003 06:20 PM His penis is ridickulous! Posted by: Eby on June 12, 2003 07:27 PM its to big for women to enjoy so suxs to be you get a wife and all you gay fags kill yourself mabey theres penis reduction like breast reduction all those men who said I would love to see you have sex with my girl friend in the article need to get some self respect an drespect for their girlfriends and by the way every guy has tried to suck him self but usually can't 5-7 inches thats the truth Posted by: tim on June 12, 2003 08:19 PM im bigger, that's a pretty small weiner if I've ever seen one*
Posted by: starfishsaliber on June 13, 2003 11:18 AM omg i love ur penis i was gonnna get a shirt that says i love my penis but i dont i love urs . can u suck ur own penis if so how does it taste does it hang into the toillete and get wet? I LOVE U CALL ME! Posted by: JULIE on June 13, 2003 12:02 PM yo tengo el mitoooooo porque soy negroo 32 cms!!! Posted by: pablo on June 13, 2003 03:03 PM i'm a 16 year old high school student, and i am obsessed with your penis...being from falmouth maine, its hard to find guys with any size...how can i reach you? Posted by: john lundquist on June 13, 2003 09:55 PM hey remember me? Its Marvin. Yeah i sucked your dick back in '99 for $10 dollers. I could berely fit the head in my mouth and i almost bled when you entered me.Call me...(909)352-4247 or (909)315-0528. Posted by: Marvin on June 13, 2003 10:10 PM I thought women had trouble with me... But in all honesty most women believe that anything over 8.5" is a waste. I am thankful that I am over that mark... but a tad smaller than him. (Not bad for me being a white guy as well.) Posted by: JB on June 14, 2003 08:01 AM well, I will call my dick "mersy" . mesy is known as most cowardly person in my country. Posted by: NLW on June 14, 2003 10:28 AM Okay, that a fairly large thing. But what the heck is that guy doing? Posted by: Nobody on June 14, 2003 07:06 PM Good luck to you pal, use it well and if you ever get to the UK, let me know so I can get my camera ready!(& greased up) Posted by: Paul on June 15, 2003 09:17 AM That is a pretty amazing site and really has to be seen to be believed!!! Posted by: tony on June 15, 2003 05:14 PM To everyone who's wondering what Jonah is doing in the picture: he's showing that his cock is as long as his forearm. Posted by: Elise on June 17, 2003 03:53 PM bah Posted by: juju on June 18, 2003 04:43 PM dude your fuckin lame. what the fuck was your mom smokin. ? do you like to swallow your own shit? hey man my cow is pretty horney. jonah dont your parents know that incest is wrong? it creates freaks like you!!!! Posted by: jorde on June 19, 2003 01:37 AM some more pics at http://www.innastrona.pl/lifestyle_dlugipenis.phtml Posted by: goodhope on June 19, 2003 04:40 PM Huh,very long penis,surprise it. I like it. I like u very much. I am a balinese,has married with 4 children. But sometimes i like boys or men. I like u too. I hope i will meet someone who has a long penis like u. May i ask u ? Ever women complain u when having sex with u ? Or reach multioragsm,huh ?? Posted by: IGNM D.Sila on June 20, 2003 12:42 AM Bummer, what a package to carry around. If you don't have a personality,I guess you have to go for size, which personally is to big, and probably painful, unless you're fucked up out of your mind, and the next day feel like you've been rammed by a bull. Good luck finding and keeping a meaningful relatioship with anyone; unless she has gaping hole with an extra long uterous that will accept your mammoth cock. signed......happy with 7. Posted by: rowdy on June 20, 2003 03:26 AM damn!! mine is only 8.5" erect and 6" flacid I'd like to lick that one. Posted by: rob on June 21, 2003 02:33 AM Least we know where one of Saddam's pesky missiles is hidden, eh!? FBI Posted by: wisecrack on June 22, 2003 10:11 AM Nice article. I am the tallest girl in thailand (6'8")and would love to meet a guy with such a giant penis. I think jonah falcon has the longest penis in the world...wow----annie saengmontree. Posted by: annie saengmontree on June 22, 2003 01:52 PM Unbelievalble! Seems my dreams could come true! Are there any gay men in London, who would introduce me to their cock with similar size? Posted by: HOT on June 23, 2003 06:22 PM I am 10 1/2" HARD ... BOW DOWN TO ME YOU PATHETIC PEOPLE!!! AM AM THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!! IF YOU DISSAGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT, THEN EMAIL ME IF YOUR NOT THE PUNY SMALL DICKED COWARDS THAT I THINK YOU ALL ARE!!! I AM 10 1/2" HARD!! BEAT THAT!! OR> BEAT YOUR MEAT TO MY SUPREME AWESOME GODLINESS. YES..I AM A GOD!! YOU SO SHOULD ALL EAT MY SHIT!! I WELCOME EMAIL FROM EVERYONE NOT JUST THOSE SORRY PATHETIC LITTLE BOYS... THATS WHAT YOU ALL ARE!! AT 10 1/2" I AM THE BIGGEST STUD IN THE WORLD!!!! EVEN GOD CANNOT BE AS BIG AS I AM!! KNEEL BEFORE ME!!! I AM THE CREATOR OF THE NEW UNIVERSE!!! I CAN PRODUCE ENOUGH SPERM TO PRODUCE A NEW RACE OF SUPERMEN LIKE MYSELF!! PEOPLE OF EARTH!! TAKE NOTICE!!! I HAVE STAYED AWAY TO TEST YOU!! I AM THE >ULTIMATE< MAN!!! I AM GAY TOO!! THAT PROVES THAT MEN SHOULD SERVICE OTHER MEN!! WE LIVE IN A GAY UNIVERSE!!! WANT TO DISPROVE ME??? WANT ME TO SEND YOU PICTURES AND SHOW YOU PROOF OF MY GODLINESS?? Send me email to: jonah@jonahfalcon.com IF YOU ARE A COWARD, THEN DON'T BOTHER ME WITH YOUR TINY 2" COCKS!!! AT 10 1/2" I AM THE BIGGEST IN THE UNIVERSE!! YOUR SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE: Jonah Falcon jonah@jonahfalcon.com TRY ME!! I AM YOUR MASTER!!!! YOUR TINY SMALL SUPER TINY DICKS WILL SPURT WHEN YOU SEE YOU ARE BEFORE ME!!! KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL!! SPURT SPURT !! DONT YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD DRINK MY CUM!! YOU PATHETIC TINY COCKS!! Think I'm not serious?? email me at jonah@jonahfalcon.com WORSHIP ME!! IT IS YOUR LAST HOPE OF BEING SAVED FROM THIS HETEROSEXUAL HELL!!!! Posted by: Jonah Falcon ME!! GOD!! on June 24, 2003 04:41 AM THAT ISNT HIS PENIS HE HAS A SLIGHTLY DEFORMED LEG. DUDE U R MY HERO I JUST HAVE 1 QUESTION DID U EVER GET A WOODY N POKEUR SELF IN THE EYE????/ Posted by: doctor bob on June 25, 2003 12:14 AM Damn dude did you ever use that thing like a kickstand. Man I wouldnt leave the fucking house if I could blow myself, its a pain in the ass having to bring some dumb slut home the next morning its always so wierd. Enjoy it while it lasts. Posted by: Sully on June 25, 2003 12:45 AM Um actually I'm the one you call GOD, um yeah your just a bet I lost to my son Jesus. Your basically a joke and person who we all laugh at. Oh yeah and you clame to be the son of John Holmes well he died of AIDS, and yeah he had that well before you were born so enjoy all the glory that come along with that. But I like that fact that your this cocky about yourself that makes it all that much funnier. Posted by: GOD on June 25, 2003 12:54 AM Too Big! Posted by: samuel on June 27, 2003 05:07 PM Impressive. For a couple of minutes. Blow yourself all you want but don't blow your chances. It sounds like you have a lot more going for you than a massive member. Life is too short. You don't want to wake up one day when you are 50 and realize that the only impression you've left on this world is having a penis the size of child's arm holding an apple. Posted by: Lou on June 27, 2003 07:53 PM i wonder if there is any way 2 see it in action,i think that would be hot!!! Posted by: deyvid on June 28, 2003 11:05 AM That thing is HOT! I love it and would love to handle it! I would lick it, pet it, suck it, and *&$! it...the best I could, anyway. Where can I see it in action? It's BEAUTIFUL! Posted by: badgirl on June 29, 2003 03:23 PM not only does this guy have a huge dick, he's also a huge dick himself...what a tool... Posted by: Qball on July 1, 2003 12:57 AM too stupid, too big... who cares... really??!! Posted by: d on July 3, 2003 04:05 PM Look up this turd in 5 years. He'll still be doing the same thing: living at mom's, struggling to act and write, talking about dick. The only way you'll ever make a living is by letting cocksuckers lick your gay shlong. Loser! Posted by: gfgfgrtfd on July 3, 2003 07:41 PM Hey Jonah it's really great that u r so well endowed. Being gay myself and all i really appreciate it and it's awesome to look at all and even think of taking it. But who r u? What r u about? Right now the only impression u give is of being a freak in circus. None of us are that dull......... So if u want chat about u and not your credentials drop me a line........... Posted by: pompi on July 4, 2003 03:02 PM if that is 13.5 inches then i think there is something wrong with your ruler, im that big and only measure just over 7.5 inches stop fooling yourself Posted by: cuzman on July 8, 2003 05:13 AM yee gods! that thar be one big cock! You must be the fucker who stretched my girlfriends pussy, leaving it all flabby and loose! So when does the movie cum out? Posted by: heywood jablome on July 10, 2003 10:46 PM WoW!!!!!!! and you know the boy has been sucking his own cock since way back when! WoW!!!!! That is one big cock. are you able to use it for something more than a show piece? Come on boy, tell the truth, you want to fuck president Bush up the ass! Posted by: on July 10, 2003 11:07 PM I WANT TO CUT IT OFF AND HANG IT ON MY WALL. Posted by: lisa will you love me on July 10, 2003 11:08 PM HEY MARVIN! I remember you. I remember you screaming like a bitch and asking for it harder and faster. You got me off just fine that night. ..................hey remember me? Its Marvin. Yeah i sucked your dick back in '99 for $10 dollers. I could berely fit the head in my mouth and i almost bled when you entered me.Call me...(909) ###-4247 or (909) ###-0528 Posted by: Lester Greefaly on July 10, 2003 11:17 PM I think this phallocentric idealism is extraordinarily infantile. A penis is only the signifier in a larger social context of patriarchy and hegemony. To brag about it, while ignoring your larger intellect (which I have heard is actually something WORTH talking about), is an act committed out of fear. Perhaps you are concerned, Jonah, that people will not look at you as an intellectual, or take you seriously as an actor. However, you have a failsafe in your larger-than-large penis, which you can prove at the drop of your pants. No one can challenge you on this point, which makes it an ideal point of fixation, and an ideal mask of which you can hide behind easily. It disappoints me to no end that you would rather develop your "cult of the pansexual phallus" than aim for the respect truly due you from "exposing" your intellect, which is quite possibly larger than your penis. Posted by: phygobomb on July 14, 2003 03:18 PM Hey Jonah, I think I'm in love with you. Want to make out? Al Posted by: Al on July 15, 2003 02:55 PM thats some crazy shit. my friends and i are practicing by loosening ourselves up with the business end of oars and soda cans. when do we get to take that horse cock up our asses? what can we do mentally to prepare for our visit with you? We are located in the metropolitan greater Los Angeles area and are interested in being serviced - or should we say ravaged - by your monster-sized, out of this world, painfully huge man cock. Please email us back. Loosened up in LA. Posted by: Travis on July 17, 2003 01:03 AM Damn! I just wanna fucking know would it hurt? Very interested and curious! Posted by: Amie on July 25, 2003 06:23 PM Wow! Your penis is so huge and hot. Could i suck it? Posted by: Joey on July 28, 2003 03:40 AM My dick is 55 feet long. It force feeds me broken glass. I cum blood on a regular basis! My mom blows me all the time. My brother is my son. I need help! Posted by: Meat hook sodomy on July 28, 2003 12:33 PM THAT IS ABSOLUTLEY DISGUSTING! I DON"T KNOW HOW ANY OF YOU CAN THINK THAT IS BEAUTIFUL OR HOW IT COULD TURN ANY OF YOU ON.... IT MAKES ME WANT TO BARF! Posted by: bricknix on July 28, 2003 04:25 PM I am 10 1/2" HARD ... BOW DOWN TO ME YOU PATHETIC PEOPLE!!! AM AM THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!! IF YOU DISSAGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT, THEN EMAIL ME IF YOUR NOT THE PUNY SMALL DICKED COWARDS THAT I THINK YOU ALL ARE!!! I AM 10 1/2" HARD!! BEAT THAT!! OR> BEAT YOUR MEAT TO MY SUPREME AWESOME GODLINESS. YES..I AM A GOD!! YOU SO SHOULD ALL EAT MY SHIT!! I WELCOME EMAIL FROM >>EVERYONE<< NOT JUST THOSE SORRY PATHETIC LITTLE BOYS... THATS WHAT YOU ALL ARE!! AT 10 1/2" I AM THE BIGGEST STUD IN THE WORLD!!!! EVEN GOD CANNOT BE AS BIG AS I AM!! KNEEL BEFORE ME!!! I AM THE CREATOR OF THE NEW UNIVERSE!!! I CAN PRODUCE ENOUGH SPERM TO PRODUCE A NEW RACE OF SUPERMEN LIKE MYSELF!! PEOPLE OF EARTH!! TAKE NOTICE!!! I HAVE STAYED AWAY TO TEST YOU!! I AM THE >ULTIMATE< MAN!!! I AM GAY TOO!! THAT PROVES THAT MEN SHOULD SERVICE OTHER MEN!! WE LIVE IN A GAY UNIVERSE!!! WANT TO DISPROVE ME??? WANT ME TO SEND YOU PICTURES AND SHOW YOU PROOF OF MY GODLINESS?? Send me email to: jonah@jonahfalcon.com IF YOU ARE A COWARD, THEN DON'T BOTHER ME WITH YOUR TINY 2" COCKS!!! AT 10 1/2" I AM THE BIGGEST IN THE UNIVERSE!! YOUR >> SUPREME << RULER OF THE UNIVERSE: Jonah Falcon jonah@jonahfalcon.com TRY ME!! I AM YOUR MASTER!!!! YOUR TINY SMALL SUPER TINY DICKS WILL SPURT WHEN YOU SEE YOU ARE BEFORE ME!!! KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL!! SPURT SPURT !! DONT YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD DRINK MY CUM!! YOU PATHETIC TINY COCKS!! Think I'm not serious?? email me at jonah@jonahfalcon.com WORSHIP ME!! IT IS YOUR LAST HOPE OF BEING SAVED FROM THIS HETEROSEXUAL HELL!!!! Posted by: Jonah Falcon on July 29, 2003 04:27 AM Damm, it must be nice to have a big cock, but remember, its like having a let limousinine, they look good but sure are hard to park. Posted by: Chuck on August 6, 2003 05:25 PM No way am I letting THAT get near me-I'm too young for a hysterectomy thankyouverymuch. Posted by: Guinastasia on August 6, 2003 07:26 PM hey- I have heard about this hot cock...the bigger the better for me. where are his pics. i can't seem to find any :-( Posted by: sean on August 7, 2003 01:07 PM do u have dick pic with ruler? Posted by: pierelee on August 7, 2003 08:28 PM Nobody cares John Falcon and nobody will ever worship you. Posted by: Shut up on August 7, 2003 09:19 PM C=========8 i luv ur dick. I want to jam it so hard into my ass that i feel it poking my stomach. I want to bleed all over u, and when im done ima smoke my self a GT ONE!!!!!!!! Posted by: chris (ill cum on u) A. on August 9, 2003 07:16 PM cripes, this entire list is homos who want this guys knob. The picture is weird and disturbing and most definately gay. Even if I had a 13.5" dick, I wouldn't be taking pictures of myself naked and posting them on the internet. The biggest dick head in the picture is on this guy's shoulders. ps. the only way this circus freak is ever going to make a living is in gay porn. Posted by: Michael Jordon on August 18, 2003 12:06 PM Why isn't this guy doing porn?! Posted by: J on August 21, 2003 11:42 PM holy crow!!! Posted by: woww on August 22, 2003 11:02 PM How do you lug that thing around? I'm 7 inches hard and i think that is fine. Doesn't having a dick that big get it in the way sometimes? Doesn't hurt your girlfriend, doesn't it embarrass you that people only look at your dick? If i was showering at the gym and people kept looking at my schlong, i'd be kinda embarrassed Posted by: Sw on August 22, 2003 11:09 PM plastic fruit float in the river. they should make it dissolvable. Posted by: borlipt on August 26, 2003 09:56 AM wow, .......yeah thats a dick alrighty.....hummm, yeah, you know they should make plastic fruit dissolvable Posted by: liz on August 27, 2003 09:52 PM It looks to me like the penis in the picture is erect and he is simply pushing it down to make it look like it's flacid. Flacid peni are not supposed to be red and filled with blood like the one in the picture. By his face, he seems to be in pain, and the fingers on his right hand are almost certainly pushing the penis down. The way they are bent shows resistance. Yes, if you ask me, this guy is a fake, and this is all a publicity stunt. Aren't Africans supposed to have the biggest dicks? If this is true, his family went through some hardcore evolution, or there must be something genetically abnormal with this guy, because there is no reason for a human being to naturally have a 13" cock. Posted by: jonathan fulshie on August 28, 2003 12:44 PM Khota dya putraa kdi khotay noo vakhea ee. tya tyra puo kidray khota tya ni se Posted by: Khota on September 1, 2003 11:54 AM B happy with who u r man. u have a fuckin awesome dick so make the most of it. why the hell aren't u making porn? every person, gay or straight would pay to see it in action. GO FOR IT DUDE!! Posted by: dr drowsy on September 4, 2003 01:48 AM 13? HA whatever. maybe 8. but 13? come on people. And the picture is definately of it erect. thats why he's pushing it down and all bent up like that in his posture. and the angle he's got his arm bent behind his dick allows for the "length marks" to be simular. great if it was a 2D world. be happy with your 8 jonah, don't be a retard. Posted by: whatever on September 6, 2003 09:29 AM If Rolling Stone did an article on this guy.. DO YOU THINK HE IS FAKING THIS??! Fucking people are so stupid Posted by: People are stupid on September 9, 2003 01:01 AM I HAVE A SMALL PENIS MY WIFE DONT LIKE IT WHAT SHOULD I DO? Posted by: unser on September 9, 2003 05:18 AM Well.... If the president says Iraq has bought mercury, and possesses weapons of mass destruction, he must be telling the truth right? I hope that answers your question, "people are stupid." Posted by: jonathan fulshie on September 12, 2003 04:59 PM OMG ITS SOOOOO BIG! i want you to visit me!!!!!!!!! your cock is sooooo huge i wonder if i can fit in my ass and most of all my mouth.. i wanna lick it and suck it with all the pasion i can possivbly give... i live in lasvagas and im man whore... i work at "analcherr" bar and disco come by some time im sure you wont ever forget about me ;D Posted by: Paolino on September 12, 2003 07:22 PM OMG...I found a pic- I read the Rolling Stone article..and had to see if we could find a pic.Umm...It's big-but it might be more of a turn-on if he was actually hot. Posted by: Nicci on September 13, 2003 06:55 PM I vish I had a big dick. My wife would wuv me more. Maybe she can suck a Jonas dick. Jonas, are you gay? You seem to attract alot of gay attention, by talking about your dick. I have always thought it strange for guys to talk about their dicks. M.S. Cowlen, professor of microbiology Posted by: Mathew Cowlen on September 16, 2003 06:20 PM Isn't Photoshop an amazing tool. It makes even the wimpiest dick appear to be bigger than a horse dick. Posted by: SMEE on September 27, 2003 10:05 AM Nice for Jonah. I also have a big cock but I like being a virgin becouse it makes me powerful. And I'm straight, I just like Jonah. He's my saint. Posted by: KYLE THE GREAT SLAYER ANGEL on October 2, 2003 06:06 AM hey jonah, i simply adore your dick. i personally think you are a great person and a bold one too. its good how you deal with your sexuality unlike most guys. anymore pics? pls e mail me. i would like to have jonah as my friend on the net. Posted by: vijay on October 12, 2003 02:33 AM for those of you who think jonahs dick is hard and hes pushing it down.. check this website http://www.innastrona.pl/lifestyle_dlugipenis.phtml .. seems to me that youre just jealous. Posted by: rita on October 19, 2003 09:48 PM Yes, it's hard and he's pushing it down. That's a fact. Yes, I'm still jealous (the correct term is actually "envious"). And BTW, the link http://www.innastrona.pl/lifestyle_dlugipenis.phtml does not work. Posted by: on October 21, 2003 06:19 AM Hey Jonah, could you send me some pix of you naked? some soft, and some with an errection!! thx!!! Posted by: alee on October 22, 2003 01:03 PM hey jonah! if you see that then send me some pics of you where you're naked!! (and some where you have an errection!) did you ever did a selfsuck? Posted by: ale on October 22, 2003 01:07 PM DicDraw Sketch time!!!YES! Posted by: QRXZBoy on October 24, 2003 02:34 PM I am also larger than average. But to be honest its not always cool. I have had girlfriends refuse to have sex with me because they were convinced it would hurt too much. And I once cause a girlfriend to have a burst uterus. She was in a lot of pain after that. Not to mention the trouble using public toilets, yuk! And Im only about 11 inches! i cant imagine the problems he has! Posted by: John on October 24, 2003 10:16 PM That Polish site innastrona.pl link above is hilarious. The article is funny, but the responses below are hysterical. Posted by: Joanie on October 31, 2003 07:37 PM |
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