Jonah Falcon has a huge penis
Rolling Stone has a feature article about Jonah Falcon, with a lengthy excerpt online.
Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches.
Rolling Stone provided a "see it for yourself" link to Falcon's personal site, but his free-hosting service has already shut down the site for excessive bandwidth. Photos of Falcon's penis have apparently made the funny-forwarded-email rounds. Here's the only photo I could find via Google.
Jonah Falcon previously got a spate of press in 1999. Michael Musto ranked him #1 on a list of crassly self-promoting New York scenesters.
Jonah Falcon: Self-described actor-screenwriter who parades around in seemingly painted-on spandex shorts which highlight his gargantuan shlong, thereby giving one the willy ("It's 13-and-a-half erect, nine-and-a-half soft," he informs). Leaves me messages like "I want to tell you about how I showed my penis to Leonardo and his friends" and "I'm the guy with the large penis. I'm sure you noticed me dancing in the audience at the Donna Summer concert last night. I made quite a scene." Showed up 90 minutes early for our photo shoot and got into a verbal tussle with Voice doormen over whether he could eat in the lobby. Lately, he's been faxing and enthusing about his appearance on HBO, in which he talks about his burgeoning drama career. Kidding — he talks about his penis.
Amy Reiter mentioned him in her Salon gossip column a few years ago.
Jonah Falcon, 28, is so proud of his 13-inch-long, three-inch-wide member, he's writing a screenplay (non-pornographic, he insists) chronicling its ups and downs (and you thought the creators of "Boogie Nights" had already done that). He's calling his flick, charmingly, "Jonah: Confessions of a Horse-Hung Boy."
He was also mentioned in this Village Voice review of the HBO documentary called Private Dicks.
Holy Shit, you are a god. But you look really creepy and so it doesn't really matter how big your dick is. Plus you still live with your mom and you're 28 so you are pretty lame. Despite this, we are completely obsessed with you. You have become the topic of every conversation.
Sincerely,
Amber, Chris, Lindsay, Myk, Jones, Celeste, Will
Amen!
Whoa!
Well, you have a larger-than-average penis, I must admit. But it still comes no where near mine.
Fuck, if I had known that I could have gotten rich and famous just with my 23 & 1/3" dick, I'd have jumped on the bandwagon years ago.
Plus, I am actually hot. I do not look like some pasty white, slightly flabby trailer-trash boy.
So fuck you. You'll be hearing from me again soon, from the Big Screen.
Dear Sir Spanxx Alot-
you say you have a 23 1/3 inch dick, prove it! let's see it then.
I'm with that guy. I bet you're dick doens't even go past 5". At least this guy has proof.
can you show me what the hooplass is all about as i cant find a single pic of this dick,i need 2 subscribe guys but only after i hav knowledge of product
Nice package pony boy!
Got a ? for cha. I once fucked this guy who was hung
just like you, and he got soooo hard that, just like dogs,
we were stuck. my pussy was locked on his cock like
a lampery for about 5 minutes. Ever had that prob?
Also when he blew his wad, all over my tits and face
of course, it was a fuckin' mess!!! I had a cup handy one
time and right before he came I grabbed his cock and
jerked him clean into it to see the amount.
Good fuckin' lord if it wasn't close to 4 oz of jizz!!!
You gotcha a high output man chowder factory too?
Can't wait to see those impending photos on the net
with your rock hard johnson at full attention!!!
OXO
winnie
Yeah its big. Everyone should give the brother a chance to get his 15 minutes of glory damn.Dont Hate,and for all of you that have a big one well then show a picture of it and post were you have it at then you can also get your fame.I mean I am only about 8 inchs and not affraid to admit that but im not looking for that fame.Iight so dont hate.
Yeah, he seems like a real great guy... Eh, what a total douche...
i'm gay.
how does a gay man take that big cock up the ass?
I'm Single and i want a child...I heard that you were also an extremely bright young man. Now there is no way i could possibly take something like that, but have you ever donated sperm? Can you?
What is that man doing to his forearm??
Where can i get a ziploc baggie of semen?
Not impressed.
Man, he aint got nothing on the giver, the true American Hero. God bless the giver, and God Bless Ali Abbas with no arms.
I want to hug it :(
Fagot.
Hi Jonah
You're a lucky man - nice face and body and a huge dick. No wonder you are pleased with yourself! Let's have some more pictures - I'd be happy to take some.
Dugan
His penis is ridickulous!
its to big for women to enjoy so suxs to be you
get a wife and all you gay fags kill yourself
mabey theres penis reduction like breast reduction all those men who said I would love to see you have sex with my girl friend in the article need to get some self respect an drespect for their girlfriends and by the way every guy has tried to suck him self but usually can't 5-7 inches thats the truth
im bigger, that's a pretty small weiner if I've ever seen one*
*not gay
omg i love ur penis i was gonnna get a shirt that says i love my penis but i dont i love urs . can u suck ur own penis if so how does it taste does it hang into the toillete and get wet? I LOVE U CALL ME!
yo tengo el mitoooooo porque soy negroo
32 cms!!!
i'm a 16 year old high school student, and i am obsessed with your penis...being from falmouth maine, its hard to find guys with any size...how can i reach you?
hey remember me? Its Marvin. Yeah i sucked your dick back in '99 for $10 dollers. I could berely fit the head in my mouth and i almost bled when you entered me.Call me...(909)352-4247 or (909)315-0528.
I thought women had trouble with me... But in all honesty most women believe that anything over 8.5" is a waste. I am thankful that I am over that mark... but a tad smaller than him. (Not bad for me being a white guy as well.)
well, I will call my dick "mersy" . mesy is known as most cowardly person in my country.
Okay, that a fairly large thing. But what the heck is that guy doing?
Good luck to you pal, use it well and if you ever get to the UK, let me know so I can get my camera ready!(& greased up)
That is a pretty amazing site and really has to be seen to be believed!!!
To everyone who's wondering what Jonah is doing in the picture: he's showing that his cock is as long as his forearm.
bah
dude your fuckin lame. what the fuck was your mom smokin. ? do you like to swallow your own shit? hey man my cow is pretty horney. jonah dont your parents know that incest is wrong? it creates freaks like you!!!!
some more pics at http://www.innastrona.pl/lifestyle_dlugipenis.phtml
Huh,very long penis,surprise it.
I like it. I like u very much. I am a balinese,has married with 4 children. But sometimes i like boys or men. I like u too. I hope i will meet someone who has a long penis like u. May i ask u ? Ever women complain u when having sex with u ? Or reach multioragsm,huh ??
Bummer, what a package to carry around. If you don't have a personality,I guess you have to go for size, which personally is to big, and probably painful, unless you're fucked up out of your mind, and the next day feel like you've been rammed by a bull. Good luck finding and keeping a meaningful relatioship with anyone; unless she has gaping hole with an extra long uterous that will accept your mammoth cock.
signed......happy with 7.
damn!! mine is only 8.5" erect and 6" flacid I'd like to lick that one.
damn!! mine is only 8.5" erect and 6" flacid I'd like to lick that one.
Least we know where one of Saddam's pesky missiles is hidden, eh!? FBI
Least we know where one of Saddam's pesky missiles is hidden, eh!? FBI
Nice article. I am the tallest girl in thailand (6'8")and would love to meet a guy with such a giant penis. I think jonah falcon has the longest penis in the world...wow----annie saengmontree.
Unbelievalble! Seems my dreams could come true!
Are there any gay men in London, who would introduce me to their cock with similar size?
I am 10 1/2" HARD ... BOW DOWN TO ME YOU
PATHETIC PEOPLE!!! AM AM THE MASTER OF THE
UNIVERSE!! IF YOU DISSAGREE WITH THAT
STATEMENT, THEN EMAIL ME IF YOUR NOT THE
PUNY SMALL DICKED COWARDS THAT I THINK YOU
ALL ARE!!! I AM 10 1/2" HARD!! BEAT THAT!! OR>
BEAT YOUR MEAT TO MY SUPREME AWESOME GODLINESS.
YES..I AM A GOD!! YOU SO SHOULD ALL EAT MY SHIT!!
I WELCOME EMAIL FROM EVERYONE
NOT JUST THOSE SORRY PATHETIC LITTLE BOYS...
THATS WHAT YOU ALL ARE!! AT 10 1/2" I AM
THE BIGGEST STUD IN THE WORLD!!!! EVEN
GOD CANNOT BE AS BIG AS I AM!! KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!
I AM THE CREATOR OF THE NEW UNIVERSE!!!
I CAN PRODUCE ENOUGH SPERM TO PRODUCE A NEW
RACE OF SUPERMEN LIKE MYSELF!!
PEOPLE OF EARTH!! TAKE NOTICE!!! I HAVE
STAYED AWAY TO TEST YOU!! I AM THE >ULTIMATE<
MAN!!! I AM GAY TOO!! THAT PROVES THAT MEN
SHOULD SERVICE OTHER MEN!! WE LIVE IN A GAY
UNIVERSE!!!
WANT TO DISPROVE ME??? WANT ME TO SEND YOU
PICTURES AND SHOW YOU PROOF OF MY GODLINESS??
Send me email to: jonah@jonahfalcon.com
IF YOU ARE A COWARD, THEN DON'T BOTHER ME WITH
YOUR TINY 2" COCKS!!! AT 10 1/2" I AM THE
BIGGEST IN THE UNIVERSE!!
YOUR SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE:
Jonah Falcon
jonah@jonahfalcon.com
TRY ME!! I AM YOUR MASTER!!!! YOUR TINY SMALL
SUPER TINY DICKS WILL SPURT WHEN YOU SEE YOU
ARE BEFORE ME!!! KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL!!
SPURT SPURT !! DONT YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD
DRINK MY CUM!! YOU PATHETIC TINY COCKS!!
Think I'm not serious?? email me at
jonah@jonahfalcon.com
WORSHIP ME!! IT IS YOUR LAST HOPE OF BEING
SAVED FROM THIS HETEROSEXUAL HELL!!!!
THAT ISNT HIS PENIS HE HAS A SLIGHTLY DEFORMED LEG. DUDE U R MY HERO I JUST HAVE 1 QUESTION DID U EVER GET A WOODY N POKEUR SELF IN THE EYE????/
Damn dude did you ever use that thing like a kickstand. Man I wouldnt leave the fucking house if I could blow myself, its a pain in the ass having to bring some dumb slut home the next morning its always so wierd. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Um actually I'm the one you call GOD, um yeah your just a bet I lost to my son Jesus. Your basically a joke and person who we all laugh at. Oh yeah and you clame to be the son of John Holmes well he died of AIDS, and yeah he had that well before you were born so enjoy all the glory that come along with that. But I like that fact that your this cocky about yourself that makes it all that much funnier.
Too Big!
Impressive. For a couple of minutes. Blow yourself all you want but don't blow your chances. It sounds like you have a lot more going for you than a massive member. Life is too short. You don't want to wake up one day when you are 50 and realize that the only impression you've left on this world is having a penis the size of child's arm holding an apple.
Impressive. For a couple of minutes. Blow yourself all you want but don't blow your chances. It sounds like you have a lot more going for you than a massive member. Life is too short. You don't want to wake up one day when you are 50 and realize that the only impression you've left on this world is having a penis the size of child's arm holding an apple.
i wonder if there is any way 2 see it in action,i think that would be hot!!!
That thing is HOT! I love it and would love to handle it! I would lick it, pet it, suck it, and *&$! it...the best I could, anyway. Where can I see it in action? It's BEAUTIFUL!
not only does this guy have a huge dick, he's also a huge dick himself...what a tool...
too stupid, too big... who cares... really??!!
Look up this turd in 5 years. He'll still be doing the same thing: living at mom's, struggling to act and write, talking about dick. The only way you'll ever make a living is by letting cocksuckers lick your gay shlong. Loser!
Hey Jonah it's really great that u r so well endowed. Being gay myself and all i really appreciate it and it's awesome to look at all and even think of taking it. But who r u? What r u about? Right now the only impression u give is of being a freak in circus. None of us are that dull.........
So if u want chat about u and not your credentials drop me a line...........
if that is 13.5 inches then i think there is something wrong with your ruler, im that big and only measure just over 7.5 inches stop fooling yourself
yee gods! that thar be one big cock! You must be the fucker who stretched my girlfriends pussy, leaving it all flabby and loose! So when does the movie cum out?
WoW!!!!!!! and you know the boy has been sucking his own cock since way back when! WoW!!!!! That is one big cock. are you able to use it for something more than a show piece? Come on boy, tell the truth, you want to fuck president Bush up the ass!
I WANT TO CUT IT OFF AND HANG IT ON MY WALL.
HEY MARVIN! I remember you. I remember you screaming like a bitch and asking for it harder and faster. You got me off just fine that night.
..................hey remember me? Its Marvin. Yeah i sucked your dick back in '99 for $10 dollers. I could berely fit the head in my mouth and i almost bled when you entered me.Call me...(909)352-4247 or (909)315-0528
I think this phallocentric idealism is extraordinarily infantile. A penis is only the signifier in a larger social context of patriarchy and hegemony. To brag about it, while ignoring your larger intellect (which I have heard is actually something WORTH talking about), is an act committed out of fear. Perhaps you are concerned, Jonah, that people will not look at you as an intellectual, or take you seriously as an actor. However, you have a failsafe in your larger-than-large penis, which you can prove at the drop of your pants. No one can challenge you on this point, which makes it an ideal point of fixation, and an ideal mask of which you can hide behind easily. It disappoints me to no end that you would rather develop your "cult of the pansexual phallus" than aim for the respect truly due you from "exposing" your intellect, which is quite possibly larger than your penis.
Hey Jonah,
I think I'm in love with you. Want to make out?
Al
thats some crazy shit. my friends and i are practicing by loosening ourselves up with the business end of oars and soda cans. when do we get to take that horse cock up our asses? what can we do mentally to prepare for our visit with you?
We are located in the metropolitan greater Los Angeles area and are interested in being serviced - or should we say ravaged - by your monster-sized, out of this world, painfully huge man cock. Please email us back.
Loosened up in LA.
Damn! I just wanna fucking know would it hurt? Very interested and curious!
Wow! Your penis is so huge and hot. Could i suck it?
My dick is 55 feet long. It force feeds me broken glass. I cum blood on a regular basis! My mom blows me all the time. My brother is my son. I need help!
THAT IS ABSOLUTLEY DISGUSTING! I DON"T KNOW HOW ANY OF YOU CAN THINK THAT IS BEAUTIFUL OR HOW IT COULD TURN ANY OF YOU ON.... IT MAKES ME WANT TO BARF!
I am 10 1/2" HARD ... BOW DOWN TO ME YOU
PATHETIC PEOPLE!!! AM AM THE MASTER OF THE
UNIVERSE!! IF YOU DISSAGREE WITH THAT
STATEMENT, THEN EMAIL ME IF YOUR NOT THE
PUNY SMALL DICKED COWARDS THAT I THINK YOU
ALL ARE!!! I AM 10 1/2" HARD!! BEAT THAT!! OR>
BEAT YOUR MEAT TO MY SUPREME AWESOME GODLINESS.
YES..I AM A GOD!! YOU SO SHOULD ALL EAT MY SHIT!!
I WELCOME EMAIL FROM >>EVERYONE<<
NOT JUST THOSE SORRY PATHETIC LITTLE BOYS...
THATS WHAT YOU ALL ARE!! AT 10 1/2" I AM
THE BIGGEST STUD IN THE WORLD!!!! EVEN
GOD CANNOT BE AS BIG AS I AM!! KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!
I AM THE CREATOR OF THE NEW UNIVERSE!!!
I CAN PRODUCE ENOUGH SPERM TO PRODUCE A NEW
RACE OF SUPERMEN LIKE MYSELF!!
PEOPLE OF EARTH!! TAKE NOTICE!!! I HAVE
STAYED AWAY TO TEST YOU!! I AM THE >ULTIMATE<
MAN!!! I AM GAY TOO!! THAT PROVES THAT MEN
SHOULD SERVICE OTHER MEN!! WE LIVE IN A GAY
UNIVERSE!!!
WANT TO DISPROVE ME??? WANT ME TO SEND YOU
PICTURES AND SHOW YOU PROOF OF MY GODLINESS??
Send me email to: jonah@jonahfalcon.com
IF YOU ARE A COWARD, THEN DON'T BOTHER ME WITH
YOUR TINY 2" COCKS!!! AT 10 1/2" I AM THE
BIGGEST IN THE UNIVERSE!!
YOUR >> SUPREME << RULER OF THE UNIVERSE:
Jonah Falcon
jonah@jonahfalcon.com
TRY ME!! I AM YOUR MASTER!!!! YOUR TINY SMALL
SUPER TINY DICKS WILL SPURT WHEN YOU SEE YOU
ARE BEFORE ME!!! KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL!!
SPURT SPURT !! DONT YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD
DRINK MY CUM!! YOU PATHETIC TINY COCKS!!
Think I'm not serious?? email me at
jonah@jonahfalcon.com
WORSHIP ME!! IT IS YOUR LAST HOPE OF BEING
SAVED FROM THIS HETEROSEXUAL HELL!!!!
Damm, it must be nice to have a big cock, but remember, its like having a let limousinine, they look good but sure are hard to park.
No way am I letting THAT get near me-I'm too young for a hysterectomy thankyouverymuch.
hey- I have heard about this hot cock...the bigger the better for me. where are his pics. i can't seem to find any :-(
do u have dick pic with ruler?
Nobody cares John Falcon and nobody will ever worship you.
C=========8 i luv ur dick. I want to jam it so hard into my ass that i feel it poking my stomach. I want to bleed all over u, and when im done ima smoke my self a GT ONE!!!!!!!!
cripes, this entire list is homos who want this guys knob. The picture is weird and disturbing and most definately gay. Even if I had a 13.5" dick, I wouldn't be taking pictures of myself naked and posting them on the internet. The biggest dick head in the picture is on this guy's shoulders.
ps. the only way this circus freak is ever going to make a living is in gay porn.
Why isn't this guy doing porn?!
holy crow!!!
How do you lug that thing around? I'm 7 inches hard and i think that is fine. Doesn't having a dick that big get it in the way sometimes? Doesn't hurt your girlfriend, doesn't it embarrass you that people only look at your dick? If i was showering at the gym and people kept looking at my schlong, i'd be kinda embarrassed
plastic fruit float in the river. they should make it dissolvable.
wow, .......yeah thats a dick alrighty.....hummm, yeah, you know they should make plastic fruit dissolvable
It looks to me like the penis in the picture is erect and he is simply pushing it down to make it look like it's flacid. Flacid peni are not supposed to be red and filled with blood like the one in the picture. By his face, he seems to be in pain, and the fingers on his right hand are almost certainly pushing the penis down. The way they are bent shows resistance.
Yes, if you ask me, this guy is a fake, and this is all a publicity stunt. Aren't Africans supposed to have the biggest dicks? If this is true, his family went through some hardcore evolution, or there must be something genetically abnormal with this guy, because there is no reason for a human being to naturally have a 13" cock.
Khota dya putraa kdi khotay noo vakhea ee. tya tyra puo kidray khota tya ni se
B happy with who u r man. u have a fuckin awesome dick so make the most of it. why the hell aren't u making porn? every person, gay or straight would pay to see it in action. GO FOR IT DUDE!!
13? HA whatever. maybe 8. but 13?
come on people. And the picture is
definately of it erect. thats why he's
pushing it down and all bent up like that
in his posture. and the angle he's got his
arm bent behind his dick allows for the "length
marks" to be simular. great if it was a 2D world.
be happy with your 8 jonah, don't be a retard.
If Rolling Stone did an article on this guy..
DO YOU THINK HE IS FAKING THIS??!
Fucking people are so stupid
I HAVE A SMALL PENIS MY WIFE DONT LIKE IT WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Well.... If the president says Iraq has bought mercury, and possesses weapons of mass destruction, he must be telling the truth right? I hope that answers your question, "people are stupid."
OMG ITS SOOOOO BIG! i want you to visit me!!!!!!!!! your cock is sooooo huge i wonder if i can fit in my ass and most of all my mouth.. i wanna lick it and suck it with all the pasion i can possivbly give... i live in lasvagas and im man whore... i work at "analcherr" bar and disco come by some time im sure you wont ever forget about me ;D
OMG...I found a pic- I read the Rolling Stone article..and had to see if we could find a pic.Umm...It's big-but it might be more of a turn-on if he was actually hot.
I vish I had a big dick. My wife would wuv me
more. Maybe she can suck a Jonas dick.
Jonas, are you gay? You seem to attract alot
of gay attention, by talking about your dick.
I have always thought it strange for guys to
talk about their dicks.
M.S. Cowlen, professor of microbiology
Isn't Photoshop an amazing tool. It makes even the wimpiest dick appear to be bigger than a horse dick.
Nice for Jonah. I also have a big cock but I like being a virgin becouse it makes me powerful. And I'm straight, I just like Jonah. He's my saint.
hey jonah, i simply adore your dick. i personally think you are a great person and a bold one too. its good how you deal with your sexuality unlike most guys. anymore pics? pls e mail me. i would like to have jonah as my friend on the net.
for those of you who think jonahs dick is hard and hes pushing it down.. check this website http://www.innastrona.pl/lifestyle_dlugipenis.phtml .. seems to me that youre just jealous.
Yes, it's hard and he's pushing it down. That's a fact. Yes, I'm still jealous (the correct term is actually "envious"). And BTW, the link http://www.innastrona.pl/lifestyle_dlugipenis.phtml does not work.
Hey Jonah, could you send me some pix of you naked? some soft, and some with an errection!!
thx!!!
hey jonah! if you see that then send me some pics of you where you're naked!! (and some where you have an errection!)
did you ever did a selfsuck?
DicDraw Sketch time!!!YES!
I am also larger than average. But to be honest its not always cool. I have had girlfriends refuse to have sex with me because they were convinced it would hurt too much. And I once cause a girlfriend to have a burst uterus. She was in a lot of pain after that. Not to mention the trouble using public toilets, yuk! And Im only about 11 inches! i cant imagine the problems he has!
That Polish site innastrona.pl link above is hilarious. The article is funny, but the responses below are hysterical.
