Health club massage story
Peter Hyman tells a New York story about getting a massage at his upscale health club.
I suspect Peter Hyman is being completely silly when he imagines Hans' "cold glare", and speaks of "our awkward situation", and refers to the poor guy as "release-crazy". I would imagine Hans has forgotten the whole thing, and thinks no more about it than a counter person would who had asked "do you want fries with that?" and been told "no thanks".
I am curious, though, if Hans always offers his clients an orgasm, and how many masseurs and masseuses do that. It'd be an interesting gauge on society.