Liz Langley in space
Liz Langley tries to talk her way into the tourist seat on the Russian space capsule, now that Lance Bass can't make it. "I don't know whether there have been any studies on sex in anti-gravity conditions, but I could initiate a few, which might make a pleasant sidebar to whatever else this mission is all about. This is particularly true if your space ship is stocked with the ingredients for Lemon Drops (ice-cold vodka, lemons, sugar) and a Spanish radio station." She also suggests some ways to liven up the space program. "First, change the name of the mission to 'Temptation Station' and provide attractive models to lure astronauts away from their duties with rum drinks and hot-tub parties. . . . Also, there is not nearly enough catty dialogue in space, so I suggest taping some segments of the astronauts saying bitchy things about each other that only the on-board microphones and all the people on earth would hear."
