Nigerian fan letter
From the Daze Reader mailbag:
Hello friend,
How do you do?
I'm male,30yrs,heterosexual,well built and of 5.8ft tall. I'm from the Igbo speaking(Anambra State) in Nigeria. I've a B.Sc in political science with a good command of English. I love reading,listening to good music and visiting countries when opportunies call.
I felt I should write you to access possibilities of a good relationship that could lead to a life one.Pleas, if you wish to explore this with me, kindly write me back or if you have a friend recommend if you are not disposed please do. I'm searching for a soul mate and it doesn't mater where she might be from so far she has a good heart. Please, you could include you data if you can. Expecting hearing from you.
Sincerely,
George.
Most of my fan mail from Nigeria offers large sums of money, but this guy just offers his heart. How touching. Alas I was not disposed to explore a relationship with George, and instead recommended the reverse cowgirl. OK, this has to be some new scam, but what's the angle?