Dawn Olsen, dildo enthusiast
Dawn Olsen does not shy away from the label "dildo enthusiast."
I own a dildo. I like my dildo. I use my dildo - and as soon as I become an expert at my dildo proclivities - I will be considered a dildo enthusiast.
I will begin collecting them in an effort to raise my status in the dildo enthusiast community. I will consult experts, I will go to dildo conventions that have a wide variety of dildos on display with instructors demonstrating how to properly pack, load and maintain your dildo.
I will register my dildo with the Dildo International Constituents Society. I will be a card-carrying member of the Latex and Lubed Brigade.
DICS – “Defending your right to get fucked.”
This is apparently a joke at the expense of blogosphere gun enthusiasts who don't like being labeled "gun enthusiasts," but the post and comments are hilarious even if you (like me) don't get the original reference.
