From the Weekly World News: Swiss mad scientist Dr. Henrik Schenkel believes there's an alien implant in Jennifer Lopez's butt. "My research leaves me no doubt that there is an alien implant deep in Miss Lopez' hindquarters, most likely inserted during a UFO abduction. It must be removed for study with the utmost care - and only I know how to extract it."
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From the Weekly World News: Swiss mad scientist Dr. Henrik Schenkel believes there's an 
