Nerdslut on resumes and bad dates
Nerdslut wonders what life would be like if girls came with resumes. "Just as you wouldn't hire someone without at least some minimal reporting of their employment background, we at Nerdslut think a little knowledge, while perhaps still being a dangerous thing, nonetheless may help avoid some of the more traumatic and expensive relationships (whether in terms of time, money or emotional stability.)" Also hilarious, things you think about on bad dates.