The Onion - daughter thinks it's time for sex talk with parents
From The Onion, America's finest news source: Daughter thinks it's time to have sex talk with parents. "After months of procrastination, Sara Lister, 13, decided Monday that it is 'finally time' to sit her parents down so they can discuss sex with her. . . . Lister, who already has a good sense of what sex entails, sees the conversation with her parents as a chance to ease their growing anxiety about her coming into womanhood."
