Onion on Anti-Spam Bill
New from The Onion: Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed by Powerful Penis Enlargement Lobby.
"If this legislation passes, the government would, for all intents and purposes, be taking three to four inches off America's cocks," said Denny Garner, president of the National Association of Penis Enlargers (NAPE), speaking to reporters Monday. "For millions of poorly hung American men, spam is a vital source of information about penis-enlargement options, and our elected officials have no right to take it away from them."
Added Garner: "MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER THAN A CLUB!!!"
