How to Get Laid Like a Priest
Jane magazine recently ran a satirical piece entitled "How to Get Laid Like a Priest." Author Jeff Johnson wrote, "Let's all take something positive from the vile pedo priests crisis, shall we? After all, the ... tactics they've arduously perfected can be used by non-psycho people who choose to have sex with consenting grown-ups ... (We) boil it down to 10 simple (sex)-getting commandments." The Catholic League is not amused.