Guardian on Cattrall book
Guardian reviewer Hugo Williams really hates Kim Cattrall's book Satisfaction.
The book positively oozes New Man (who is really a woman, of course). It has some suggestions for love-talk. We should say, "I'd like to forget about my penis for a while and concentrate on you. If it's all right with you, could we just take our time and let me feel you more and really get lost in your pleasure?" I'm sure the authors think a few reallys and justs make their writing more user-friendly. "Really getting into your pleasure will turn me on even more, and I think it would be good for me to feel you more."
Note that "good for me". If a chap wants to step up the action, he should say: "I feel that you have a lot more inside you that wants to come, and I'd like to help bring it out of you." The triumphant humourlessness of this robot-talk is impressive, denying the existence of all the absurdity and waywardness that runs through life.
